Best For Fun Poems

Women wore corsets
Men trundled round
Magical mushrooms
grew out of the ground

Everyone terrified
Of the dragon breathing fire
The far fetched stories
The jolly town cryer

Always so happy
Nobody knows why
It was the magical mushrooms
Everyone was high...

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A woman walks into a coffee shop, 
sits at the counter. 

Right next to her is a gentleman 
reading his newspaper.

His face buried in his daily
 without looking 
he reaches out
takes one finger 
from her Kit Kat bar.

She can't believe what she just saw. 
Clearly...

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WHO SOURED THE SOUP?   

blog trolls
blowholes

bloggers
cloggers

daft clown
sad frown

a nerd
absurd

intense
pretense

Miss Putz
she's nuts

old goose
obtuse
 
one jerk
does lurk

sick dude
so rude

soup pun
such fun


March 20, 2017
Jan's Footles Contest...

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These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!

DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
 camel enamel

SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
  stony pony

WILD DOG LANGUAGE
  dingo lingo

INEBRIATED POLECAT
  drunk skunk

HOG'S MUSIC PLAY DATE
  pig gig

  SPICY WILDCAT
  peppered leopard

FELINE HEAD WEAR
  cat...

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Winning contests pleases folk;
Losing makes ‘em shrug.
Write a lot and go for broke;
Get that writing bug.

Try new forms and have a blast;
Enter, have a ball.
Nothing wrong with coming last;
Laugh about it all.

for Joe’s I just can’t win contest
Using the 7/5 trochee, a form created by...

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An awful aardvark ate anchovies against all advice.
Besides belching beyond belief, he bit bitter banana boats.
Charlie Chimp cackled curiously, convinced
Delicious delectable desserts did damage.
 
Enormous energy engaged enthusiastic excitement
Frenzied friendly felines, forever forgiving
Greasy giraffes giving grievous gripes
Horsey happiness hiding hurt amongst hilarity.
 
Ignoring idiocy involved...

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A poem for fun
I laugh delightedly 
Because they all are

A poem cannot be
Anything else
Because patrons are gone

No one pays for poems
Poems are thoughts
Turned onto paper

By people who 
Know how to turn
Their brains 
Inside out

Poets
Not easily admitting it
due to the

Abject lack 
Of appreciation
And respect


My besties
My tribe
I...

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> > 
> > A RECIPE FOR FUN
> > Author: Dennis Howe
> > February 2001
> > 
> > Take ten
> > seasoned ball players and throw
> > in a large pinch of leather and aluminum.
> > Put the mix on a dirt field in the...

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Redneck Car

my redneck car is no junk

eight cylinders,  what a hunk

beer cans over the floor

to enter there’s no door

the back seat is sometimes my bunk  



2/18/2016

Poetry Contest:  LIMERICK CONTEST II - FOR FUN

 Sponsored by: JAN ALLISON...

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Oh the grand old duke of York 
He had ten thousand men 
Wasn't that promiscuous
Even way back then .

They say in Salt lake city 
A guy can have lots of wives 
but then I think John Wayne Bobbitt 
and imagine those wives with carving knives.

Casanova...

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I'm doing a little highland dancing 
and I've gone commando under my kilt
I lay down my claymore
Then dance around the hilt .
but I slipped and did the splits
Now I'm only slightly built .

Dah, Dah,  Twiddly , Dah
Twiddly Twiddly Dee
Let go of your sporran 
and...

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She says I sulk a lot
What a terrible thing to say 
I would blow my top but I'd better not
I just won't talk to her today.

She claims I'm going goo goo
and I need to see a shrink 
Just because when she was on the loo
I...

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She invited me into her lavender bath
I'm a ships captain and feeling quite daft
Though I was feeling absurd
I took her at her word
You should see where I moored my craft

With three suitors she could take her pick 
The stress and worry was making her sick...

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Birds flurry...
Frenzy feed...
Gold Finches...

Nuthatchers...
Red Cardinals...
Male Blue Jay...

House Finches...
Some Sparrows...
Nairy Crow...

Brown Thrashers...
Mockingbirds...
Come to stay...

Spring has sprung...
Blueberries...
Bloom blossoms...

Spring still ify......

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WISH COLLECTOR

To the collector of wishes
I wish you well
Perhaps you’ve lost mine
within your pail

To the collector of wishes
Please recheck
Perhaps its still there
Within its depths

To the collector of wishes
My hopes are slim
Perhaps some new stars
Are much too dim

To the collector of wishes
I’ll wish anew
Perhaps maybe this...

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