Darren Watson Poet Verse

For Fun

Oh the grand old duke of York 
He had ten thousand men 
Wasn't that promiscuous
Even way back then .

They say in Salt lake city 
A guy can have lots of wives 
but then I think John Wayne Bobbitt 
and imagine those wives with carving knives.

Casanova had many lovers 
Or so I've heard it said 
but who slept in the wet patch 
When they were in bed .

Rasputin had a reputation 
Of being a randy Russian monk 
They say he had a turnstile 
Fitted to his bunk .

Me I don't ask for many 
I'd settle just for one 
because tonight I'm feeling frisky 
and I'm in the mood for fun .

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Andrea Dietrich March 26, 2014 at 5:42 PM finally read your comment to me on guys with two bossy wives. hahaha. did you ever see Big Love. that was quite a series on modern day polygamists living in a cul de sac. Remember, Darren, I don't come back usually to the same poems, so I only see your comments to my comments if you do it at my own page.

Jan Allison March 24, 2014 at 12:30 PM This is hilarious Darren. I do hope you find someone as special as you are. Jan xx Darren Watson March 24, 2014 at 1:23 PM Jan all my arrangements for last weekend had to be postponed because of work , I'm training a new assistant but until he's confident and competent , I'm afraid it would be unfair on anyone to be involved with me I'm afraid but thank you.

Andrea Dietrich March 16, 2014 at 5:39 PM so cute. I live only 40 min. from SLC so take care what you are saying. most of the polygamist cults are in the villages. (or hiding in plain sight. haha) Darren Watson March 19, 2014 at 9:49 AM When I see the nice side of my friends marriages , I want to be married , On the odd occasion when I see the dark side , I'm delighted I'm not married but one thing I know for certain Andrea , I couldn't cope with two bossy wives .

Nette Onclaud March 16, 2014 at 5:30 PM and i'm in the mood for more pleasing writes from you, daz.... greeat job!.. huggs Darren Watson March 19, 2014 at 11:16 AM Thank you nette, Another of my mad half hours , lol

Charmaine Chircop March 15, 2014 at 2:59 PM Hehe...Yes one is more than enough!!!Believe me : ).A fun humurous poem Darren.Happy weekend!!Charmaine Darren Watson March 19, 2014 at 11:17 AM I believe you Charmaine . Thank you

Kim Van Breda March 15, 2014 at 11:58 AM Hey Darren-- see all those MALE misfits you have pointed out-- I mean really??? Had a good chuckle, especially about the 'wet spot'. I am very relieved to read that you would settle for just one and some fun :) Darren Watson March 19, 2014 at 11:19 AM Are they misfits? I've been hero worshipping them , lol Thank you Kim.

Skat A March 15, 2014 at 1:29 AM Thanks for the smile... SKAT Darren Watson March 19, 2014 at 11:21 AM Delighted you had fun . Daz

Verlena S. Walker March 14, 2014 at 9:52 PM Quite enjoyed to read Darren... Have fun with her.. Give her a lot of :)s and hugs... Verlena Darren Watson March 19, 2014 at 11:22 AM Thank you Verlena

Poet Destroyer A March 14, 2014 at 9:15 PM Fun, and enjoyable. Darren, this is your second poem, I'm reading, and a second carving, lol. <---- In a nice way. Glad you're made just for one. That sure is a lot of fun. always~ Linda Darren Watson March 19, 2014 at 11:29 AM You just be careful you don't let me corrupt you , lol Thank you Linda , You are always an inspiration.

Robert Pettit March 13, 2014 at 11:33 PM An entertaining read for this evening. Good job.

Seren Roberts March 13, 2014 at 11:06 PM Ha ha. Darren lovely write ....Seren