Jadazzle United Poet Limerick

Limericks Just For Fun

She invited me into her lavender bath
I'm a ships captain and feeling quite daft
Though I was feeling absurd
I took her at her word
You should see where I moored my craft

With three suitors she could take her pick 
The stress and worry was making her sick 
She only knew she must marry
Quickly she dumped Tom and Harry
She knew she could not live without Dick.

There was a young lady named Mary
Her huge butt was terribly scarey
She went on a new diet
But please don’t you try it
As its now pert but terribly hairy


26th June 2014
Written by Jan Allison & Darren Watson

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Sara Kendrick July 5, 2014 at 5:51 PM Cute one..Reads like a winner to me..Way to go ...Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara Jadazzle United July 5, 2014 at 6:03 PM They are purely written for fun not for the contest Sara, hugs Jan xxx

Jack Horne July 5, 2014 at 4:03 PM LMAO - love these, especially the middle one. Thanks for a good chuckle : ) Jan Allison July 5, 2014 at 5:09 PM Thanks Jack we had fun writing them together. Hugs Jan xx

Ct Duet July 4, 2014 at 11:44 AM Looking for a little laughter...glad I wasn't tom or harry :) Jadazzle United July 4, 2014 at 2:13 PM LOL thanks for dropping by hope they made you giggle. Hugs jan xxx

Dr.Ram Mehta June 26, 2014 at 9:54 AM Very enjoyable humor and fun , quite bawdy Jadazzle United June 26, 2014 at 4:37 PM They were written purely for fun so i am pleased we did a good job:-) Hugs jan x

Tim Smith June 26, 2014 at 8:58 AM OMG...hilarious... Way to get in on the act :) Jadazzle United June 26, 2014 at 4:37 PM Thanks for the lovely comment Tim we had fun writing these:-) hugs as ever jan xxx

Casarah Nance June 26, 2014 at 7:48 AM hahaha!!! those are funny. :) you two are awesome ;-) Jadazzle United June 26, 2014 at 8:03 AM Thanks as ever for commenting Casarah. Just a bit of light hearted humour in the usual jadazzle style :-) Hugs Jan xxxx