Darren Watson Poet Verse

Dancing For Fun

I'm doing a little highland dancing 
and I've gone commando under my kilt
I lay down my claymore
Then dance around the hilt .
but I slipped and did the splits
Now I'm only slightly built .

Dah, Dah,  Twiddly , Dah
Twiddly Twiddly Dee
Let go of your sporran 
and come and dance with me . 

You have to go commando 
and expose your hairy knee's 
Belts off Troosers down 
Let your bits dangle in the breeze 
Ignore the flashing blue lights 
Tell the police men to sod off
I'll come and visit you in prison
The next time I have another day off.

Dah , Dah , Twiddly , Dah
Twiddly , Twiddly , Dee
Let go of your sporran
and come and dance with me.

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Herzel Poshiwa February 14, 2014 at 1:44 AM First time for me I mean..... Darren Watson February 14, 2014 at 2:54 AM We all have to have a first time . lol Thank you so much.

Herzel Poshiwa February 14, 2014 at 1:43 AM hahaha....quite humorous. I'm adding you as one of my fave Poets (for the first time) Darren Watson February 14, 2014 at 2:54 AM Thank you Herzel Nice to know we have a similar sense of humour. Happy valentines to you.

Cameron Hartley February 13, 2014 at 10:57 PM Darren... you have clearly established yourself as a complex and delightfully unorthodox individual. You seem a poet worth noting, if nothing else lol. Darren Watson February 14, 2014 at 2:58 AM Cameron I think we all a little unorthodox on here , It is what makes it such a great site but I thank you for the kind comments.

Vicky Tsiluma February 11, 2014 at 2:56 AM Wow! Go commando - I'm guessing that's the way to dance freely but the police men may not agree, watch out! Darren Watson February 11, 2014 at 9:21 AM Even policemen have a sense of humour . I hope. Lol

Andrea Dietrich February 10, 2014 at 9:52 PM Are you from Great Britain? Darren Watson February 10, 2014 at 9:56 PM Yes Andrea From Wentbridge in West Yorkshire .

Andrea Dietrich February 10, 2014 at 9:52 PM hahaha. what a magnificent sense of humor you have!!! the title fits this to a T. Darren Watson February 10, 2014 at 9:58 PM My humour gets me into trouble sometimes but what is life without a giggle?