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Dancing For Fun

I'm doing a little highland dancing 
and I've gone commando under my kilt
I lay down my claymore
Then dance around the hilt .
but I slipped and did the splits
Now I'm only slightly built .

Dah, Dah,  Twiddly , Dah
Twiddly Twiddly Dee
Let go of your sporran 
and come and dance with me . 

You have to go commando 
and expose your hairy knee's 
Belts off Troosers down 
Let your bits dangle in the breeze 
Ignore the flashing blue lights 
Tell the police men to sod off
I'll come and visit you in prison
The next time I have another day off.

Dah , Dah , Twiddly , Dah
Twiddly , Twiddly , Dee
Let go of your sporran
and come and dance with me.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 2/14/2014 1:44:00 AM
First time for me I mean.....
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/14/2014 2:54:00 AM
We all have to have a first time . lol Thank you so much.
Date: 2/14/2014 1:43:00 AM
hahaha....quite humorous. I'm adding you as one of my fave Poets (for the first time)
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/14/2014 2:54:00 AM
Thank you Herzel Nice to know we have a similar sense of humour. Happy valentines to you.
Date: 2/13/2014 10:57:00 PM
Darren... you have clearly established yourself as a complex and delightfully unorthodox individual. You seem a poet worth noting, if nothing else lol.
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/14/2014 2:58:00 AM
Cameron I think we all a little unorthodox on here , It is what makes it such a great site but I thank you for the kind comments.
Date: 2/11/2014 2:56:00 AM
Wow! Go commando - I'm guessing that's the way to dance freely but the police men may not agree, watch out!
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/11/2014 9:21:00 AM
Even policemen have a sense of humour . I hope. Lol
Date: 2/10/2014 9:52:00 PM
hahaha. what a magnificent sense of humor you have!!! the title fits this to a T.
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/10/2014 9:58:00 PM
My humour gets me into trouble sometimes but what is life without a giggle?
Date: 2/10/2014 9:52:00 PM
Are you from Great Britain?
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Darren Watson
Date: 2/10/2014 9:56:00 PM
Yes Andrea From Wentbridge in West Yorkshire .

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