Best Flasher Poems

Flasher
Flashing is a moment seen,
lightening flash,
some guy obscene,
who did the bolt 4 God and Queen,
but gone in a split second, wait:)
“interesting concept mate!”
Don Johnson 10-sep-11

Constance...

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There was an old hooker named Black,
She turned the air blue in Iraq,
In stilettos of ink
And her curlers of pink,
She flashed in her apricot mac.*

*Mackintosh...

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A Flasher at a Nudist Colony

By Elton Camp

It was a long overcoat that he wore
For an act they’d never seen before

Onto the grounds he slyly...

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I: LOST IN BRITAIN

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash

North Piddle,...

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SIR CONRAD

The great explorer Sir Conrad Justine 
Disappeared and was never again seen
Got too near the edge
Slipped on the ledge
Fell two thousand feet in to...

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can't even fart anymore
without kicking up a hurricane
halfway around the Earth
according to reports this has occurred
at a great loss of life and mind
within minutes of...

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Cuckoo Dancers

Discarded dusty beer bottle lying dormant on the tracks
Commuters await their carriage
Adorned in business like macks
Trees sway in gentle breeze
Capable of more tension,
Performing their...

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A preconception in my mind
Of a nudist beach in the sun
Men of pervy persuasion 
Roam the sands 
Eyes behind dark glasses
Men with their dangly bits...

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In my summer meadow

Lavender colored milkweeds, growing between dark  purple butterfly peas, are 
perfuming the warm air. 
The color combination is especially pleasing to...

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It's always a chore to make...and still,
   when Halloween comes, I find the will.

   I don't rent or buy costumes you...

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I used to baby-sit a lot, when I was young
I was a well sort after young miss
I get on really well with kids
And they liked...

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A body of translucent blue spreads before him,
reflecting heavens of stark purity.
He flicks his shiny offering towards depths unknown,
and cranks the oiled reel.
Time  pours...

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You didn't go out and just buy a costume
at least not when I was growing up.
You had to be more inventive
than just going out to...

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Tenderly she picked the pink flower
day dreaming of the first flower given
wandering over to the bedecked bower
she dreamily looked at the garden

Memories of happy times...

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It's true it happened rather long ago,
but still I grin and break out in a laugh:
a friend arranged a date for me with Jo -
he...

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