Flasher Poems - Poems about Flasher

...FLASHER A young fellow down by the shore Flashed a girl who thought it a bore She wasn’t averse For she was a nurse Who’d seen lots of those things before 1st May 2023 A F......Read the rest...

...Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail, Once more toting with her Santa's bail; Seems where people all shop He let red trousers drop: He enjoys showing biddies he's male.......Read the rest...

...There once was a froggy named Dan prided himself how fast he ran he hopped into view croaked in the stew his legs were a flash in the pan.......Read the rest...

...A Birmingham flasher called Mac Staged a Bull-in-the-Ring attack He tried all night But all took flight No one wanted a late-night snack......Read the rest...

... Santa Claus was delivering toys in a sleigh The jolly ol' fellow was singing, "Hey hey hey." But Saint Nick was outed When his reindeer shouted Zipper's open! Your jingle bells are on display......Read the rest...

...The Florida Flasher Long John Dong Came on the beach in a Trump-red thong He thought it was neat To show off his meat But the cops said he had it on wrong......Read the rest...

...An ill endowed vagrant named Basher Is renowned as the local flasher Girls laugh themselves silly When he shows his willy It looks like a small bacon rasher 09/28/20......Read the rest...

...SIR CONRAD The great explorer Sir Conrad Justine Disappeared and was never again seen Got too near the edge Slipped on the ledge Fell two thousand feet in to a ravine... JIMMY...Read the rest...

...He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy - her legs are bandy. She's nicer than his former wife, called Sammy, and sister Tammy. His childhood sweetheart, Jo's a husband-basher (he was......Read the rest...

...It's true it happened rather long ago, but still I grin and break out in a laugh: a friend arranged a date for me with Jo - he later said, 'I guess I made a gaffe.' Let's say it wasn't instant ......Read the rest...

...A flasher in jail voiced his fear I can't handle this place it is clear Myself I'll amaze By changing my ways But I'll stick it out one more year!......Read the rest...

...can't even fart anymore without kicking up a hurricane halfway around the Earth according to reports this has occurred at a great loss of life and mind within minutes of the methane the dominoe......Read the rest...

...To be taken light-heartedly HE'S A FLASHER IN A MAC Yus; he’s a flasher in a mac, our Jack Gawd lad; can’t you show some tact You’re forever up hiding in the public park Scaring little o......Read the rest...

...Cuckoo Dancers Discarded dusty beer bottle lying dormant on the tracks Commuters await their carriage Adorned in business like macks Trees sway in gentle breeze Capable of more tension, Perfo......Read the rest...

...ribbon would have won. Like the year I wanted to be "The Tin Man" I thought I would look so neat. So I wrapped myself in aluminum foil never thinking it would reflect my body's heat. I was a "Flasher" one Halloween I remember wearing only shorts under a trench coat so others would believe Until I opened up my coat and the strobe went off so they didn't really see. Kids would always ......Read the rest...