Flasher Mac

There was an old hooker named Black,
She turned the air blue in Iraq,
In stilettos of ink
And her curlers of pink,
She flashed in her apricot mac.*

*Mackintosh (raincoat)

For Lisa’s Tickle me Pink contest

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Terry O'Leary

September 27, 2012 at 1:50 PM

Very clever limerick! Good luck in the contest! Terry (Your kind comments on my limericks have even more impact, seeing the quality/wit of yours)

Andrea Dietrich

August 30, 2012 at 2:56 PM

ok, I'm glad you showed us meaning of mac. that made it very funny!! I did not understand this contest and I just entered a limerick with mention of a few colors but not in every line. I wonder if she meant literally to use a color name in each line??

Jack Ellison

August 30, 2012 at 6:48 AM

I'm sure you tickled Lisa pink with this one, my friend! A great big guffaw here! Have a great day, Jack!

Doris Culverhouse

August 29, 2012 at 2:23 PM

funny Jack!! That is a good one! I love you funny stories!

Debbie Duncan

August 28, 2012 at 7:25 PM

This is funny ;}

Sara Kendrick

August 28, 2012 at 4:11 PM

Got a chuckle..Funny for sure...Good luck in the contest..Reads like winning material to me..Thanks for stopping by..Your comments are always so uplifting..Sara