A Bit Of Humour For Sunday
The great explorer Sir Conrad Justine
Disappeared and was never again seen
Got too near the edge
Slipped on the ledge
Fell two thousand feet in to a ravine...
A bottle Jimmy found at the roadside
Drank it all and was lucky he survived
Didn't read the label
Was drunk wasn't able
It wasn't whiskey but neat pesticide...
Old Frank went for a ride on a rickshaw
To visit the ancient sights at Mingtaw
Was having a good day
Until the seat gave way
His rear dragged on the ground till it was raw...
A Shepherd girl called little bo peep
Was so drunk that she soon fell asleep
But it wasn't her day
She woke up in dismay
The wolves had eaten all of her sheep...
In a rain coat was the flasher called Pete
He loved flashing all his bits in the street
Girls said its too lame
So Pete upped his game
He bought a strapon that hangs to his feet...
A sexy stud by the name of John Beck
Below had trouble cried out flipping heck
He took some blue pills
To give girls their thrills
But all it did was give him a stiff neck...
Written 14 September 2019.
Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2019