Best Fitness Poems

P-hysical fitness is important, 
E-ssential to male and female; 
R-equirement for better health, 
L-etting not the body
A-il.

C-omplete physical fitness
A-ims to make human happy; 
B-ecause of the good effect, 
R-esult, fruit, and corollary.
E-arly nineteenth of January, 
R-ight exercise carries wellness; 
A-lmighty God has ordered to have...

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Jumping the jam,

I am peter pan,

doing a man,

don't know his name at this dam.


Down-stream is a clam,

up is a nap-

I creak when I walk,

never stop for talk,

just smoke a lot,

and hope for a magical robot,
to intercept the hotness right outta the golf.


Reading a lot,

speeding at...

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Using gadgets for all your work
From physical activity you shirk
Using vehicles to move around
Walking you are never found

About fitness you don't care
No time for exercise you spare
Just observe your physique
Physically stiff, you feel weak

Some exercise, yoga every day
Why not go out, walk and play
How about...

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A funny thing happened on the way to the fitness center
six months after my New Year's resolution to get thinner

It seemed a good idea then to start a program of exercise
Now I'm thinking this is thinking I need to psychoanalyze

The Take-It-Off notice says my time...

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I want fitness and what do I get
A field of blue-bonnets, I just bet
I don’t smell like that
It’s just an attack
Of the nose senses as I sure sweat

Russell Sivey...

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It’s a contest in Fitness talent that one has
But it is a competition to see if the competitor has pizzazz
It’s a matter in showing your body shape off
Being determined and destined of course
As part of the fitness competition, one must dance
It’s a matter in putting...

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In a world of challenges, we rise with might,
Embracing health and fitness, our guiding light.
With every step we take, we conquer fear,
Through sweat and strength, our purpose clear.

Let's fuel our body with nourishing grace,
choosing wholesome foods to keep up the pace.
In every workout, we find...

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deserve to be fit 
                                      keeping expectation out
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My wife thinks the birds need to balance their diet,
so when she puts food out, she mixes it well,
She puts apples and orange peel, nuts and raisins
with fat balls and breadcrumbs to clean their blood cells.

But the birds don't play ball, leaving what they don't...

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Beautiful days with our parents
We lived at the beautiful house with our relatives.

Swimming was a favorite hobby,
Our parents had taught us all to swim.

We would go to the fitness institute,
I would like swimming the  breast stroke, the crawl, the back stroke, the dolphin.

Our mother...

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O help me!  I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup

Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just be a mite quicker
Slipping me that blue pill!...

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Enough of being lazy all these years,
Get up and just do it!
It’s time to move your soul,
Get up and just do it!

Take your clothes off,
And look yourself in the mirror,
Hate yourself for those fatty layers,
Get up and just do it!

It’s time to change your habits,
Instead...

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 Doctor said I must lose weight
Sugar banned a thought I hate
No butter or cheese except low fat
My body will morph fancy that.

Off to gym in new sports gear
Going to sweat daily for a year
You think this is fun? your quite wrong
'Till I Collapse' my...

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Last year I enrolled in trendy gym
Was enthusiastic about being slim
Have to say I was intimidated
When personal trainer demonstrated.

Spandex-clad my body held in
Mirror torments this fight will win
Parked on a bicycle going nowhere fast
Five minutes later completely downcast.

Rowing machine? yes I'll have a go
This only...

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Perspire for me

I need to feel sweat

Work yourself for me

Until your out of breath

Rise up and then go back down

Work your body

Until you feel yourself shaking

And feel your muscles trembling

Until you're weak at the knees

Do this over and again for me

There is no rush

There's time...

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