Susan Gentry Poet Rhyme

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A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Fitness Center

A funny thing happened on the way to the fitness center
six months after my New Year's resolution to get thinner

It seemed a good idea then to start a program of exercise
Now I'm thinking this is thinking I need to psychoanalyze

The Take-It-Off notice says my time will soon expire
I assume they are aware I don't plan to perspire

Nevertheless I put together my best workout outfit
I'm on my way but I have to say I'm just not feeling it

My, oh my, there's a Starbuck's a few blocks away
A shot of caffeine should help start this exhausting day

I'll just go in... Could that be? Yes, it is! My good friend
I haven't seen her since I don't even remember when

Yes, thank you! I will join you... with a donut and a latte
Oh no, you're not keeping me... I can workout any ol' day

An hour later I'm driving home sipping on an ice mocha
I start thinking that tomorrow I really should try yoga


June 28, 2018


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way Contest by Robert Haigh
Sixth Place

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James Inman June 28, 2020 at 1:06 AM Enjoyed this very much, you put a smile on my face. Since this virus I have gained soooo much weight. Ugh!

Michelle Faulkner July 24, 2018 at 1:56 PM Back to wish you congratulations on your well-deserved win! Susan Gentry July 25, 2018 at 2:58 AM Thanks, Michelle.

Tom Cunningham July 23, 2018 at 6:42 PM Congratulations Susan. Tom Susan Gentry July 25, 2018 at 2:57 AM Thanks, Tom.

Eve Roper July 11, 2018 at 10:41 PM Enjoyed reading , Susan , luck in the contest. Susan Gentry July 12, 2018 at 8:48 AM Thanks, Eve.

Michelle Faulkner July 10, 2018 at 3:03 PM This is so me, really enjoyed this, good luck in the contest! Susan Gentry July 10, 2018 at 8:38 PM Thank you!

Tania Kitchin July 3, 2018 at 8:44 PM Awesome poem, I could see myself doing this! Susan Gentry July 4, 2018 at 2:43 AM Thanks, Tania! :)

Gershon Wolf July 2, 2018 at 7:21 PM Love those last four lines, Susan. Who can't relate to them?! Good luck in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon Susan Gentry July 3, 2018 at 8:06 AM Thank so much!

Charlie Smith June 30, 2018 at 9:37 AM The most physical part of my workout is trying to convince myself to work out. Good one Susan... Susan Gentry June 30, 2018 at 2:51 PM I hear you. Thanks. :)

Caren Krutsinger June 30, 2018 at 8:21 AM I love the way you master the rhymes at the end; it seems flawless to me. Good luck in the contest. Susan Gentry June 30, 2018 at 2:50 PM Thanks, Caren. :)

Lyric Man June 29, 2018 at 5:00 AM Hi Susan.. I certainly enjoyed reading your interesting poem this morning. I hope you'll take the time to let me know your thoughts on my latest write. Blessings! Susan Gentry June 29, 2018 at 6:47 AM Why thank you! I sure will. :)