Best Federation Poems

Dear Mr. Putin, here’s a little message that hails from the west.
Your days are now numbered, and your life is no longer blessed.

The entire world can see the evil that dwells within your heart.
Your killing of women and children, and how you’re tearing lives apart.

The...

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this is 
Captain James Kurt
of the 
Federation Starship Enterprise
Scottie, we need more power
aye captain but 
i 
can't give her to you
no more because
the
bloody lithium crystals
have busted
and 
she can't take it
no more captain
and
she can't handle
anymore warp speed commanding
lassies is finally broken...

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