No Farting Allowed

Hold it! i am warning you
NO FARTING ALLOWED!
The rest room is near 
you...
DON'T FART OUT LOUD

NO OOZING BOMBS ! Not 
those 
I am not ready to die,so 
stop that art
The last time you fart 
You murdered  my nose

I say NO FART ALLOWED 
DEAR!
The last world war was a 
pretty good  scare
Please don't start 
another one here
Oh! that oozing smell 
who can bear.....
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Johnson Avatar
February 12, 2013 at 12:03 PM
Who indeed.:) Peeee uuuu! :)
Brown Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 5:37 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Prince. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 12:58 AM
Congrats on your smelly win Prince xx
A   Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Prince, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD
Arowolo Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Wonderful piece,Nice style...Congrats on your super win,Prince...Nice Going,brother...
May Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 8:17 PM
congrats on your win Prince
Dietrich Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 7:55 PM
very cool style to your poem! Congrats on your win.
Williams Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Prince congrats on your win..David
Hunter Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Congrats on your #1 on the #2 job!
A   Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 9:42 PM
lol... Caleb, comment is so funny... he he he... i think I like the poet already... he he he
Hunter Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Lol! Oh my...
Susan Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 1:00 PM
love the rewrite! congrats on your win :)
Susan Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 7:07 AM
I like "you murdered my nose" :) for some reason, i want this to rhyme, i guess because the 1st verse does? think about it...good luck in the contest :)
Susan Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 1:01 PM
I like the rewrite! the question is, are you happy with it? that's all that really matters!
Ekpemandu Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Done that..you happy?
Andresen Avatar
May 16, 2012 at 5:20 AM
Well done Prince... :) :) :) - Anne-Lise
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