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No farting allowed Let me see Will I come out in tries one, two or three She sits on the bowl, straining, oh lord I won't come out, its so hard Constipation, its a mess Come out, come out, I won't settle for less Finally feeling the poop, I'm almost out Ha Ha tricked you, a fart, she shouts Ok, ok, i will settle your stress Ploop in the bowl, time to swim I guess Contest by *DP* Written by: Debra M. Falgout

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 5/23/2012 3:52:00 PM
A unique stinky win..Congrats ..Sara
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:34:00 PM
Thanks Sara, so much to learn about poetry, who would of thought it could be written about poop,,,lol!!!
Date: 5/23/2012 5:49:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debra. Love, Carol
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:39:00 PM
Thanks Carol, this one was stinky fun,,lol!!
Date: 5/23/2012 1:16:00 AM
Congrats on your smelly win xx
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:40:00 PM
Thanks Mandy, who would of thought someone could win being all smelly,,,lol!!!
Date: 5/22/2012 10:12:00 PM
Debra , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule))
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:42:00 PM
PD,,,seriously but funny at the time,,it was how i was feeling, constipated, guess i captured it well,,,,lol,,,,thank you for making this fun!!
Date: 5/22/2012 7:44:00 PM
haha, what a personification poem!!! congrats on your win.
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:43:00 PM
Lol, thanks Andrea, thank goodness poop doesn't talk!!!
Date: 5/22/2012 2:35:00 PM
DEbra congrats on your win..david
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:44:00 PM
Thanks David, Have a blessed day,,,love debra!!
Date: 5/18/2012 2:36:00 PM
smile....lol.... good one Debra - love it. - oxox Anne-Lise
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:45:00 PM
Smiling right back at you,,thanks Anne Lise,,what a pretty name,,,love Debra!!!
Date: 5/18/2012 2:27:00 PM
Ha!...oh Lord...I'm having way too much fun reading these!
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:46:00 PM
Caleb,,yes I read a few,,,laughter for the brain,,have a great day!!!
Date: 5/18/2012 12:18:00 PM
I never wrote about poop either. Weel done. It was harder for me to publish the poem here than to write it.
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/24/2012 1:49:00 PM
Lol, Joann, kinda awkward getting in this writing about poop mode, oddly it was fun to let loose and have fun!!!
Date: 5/18/2012 10:30:00 AM
OMG!! LOL
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/18/2012 10:58:00 AM
My exact responce,,OMG,,I never wrote about poop before,,my first, lol!!!
Date: 5/18/2012 9:36:00 AM
Debra hope this is in the contest, I like it..David
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DEBRA FALGOUT
Date: 5/18/2012 9:52:00 AM
Thanks David,,Yes this is for the contest,,so many forms of writing poems,,have to have some humor in life, fun times!!!