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No Farting Allowed

No farting allowed Let me see Will I come out in tries one, two or three She sits on the bowl, straining, oh lord I won't come out, its so hard Constipation, its a mess Come out, come out, I won't settle for less Finally feeling the poop, I'm almost out Ha Ha tricked you, a fart, she shouts Ok, ok, i will settle your stress Ploop in the bowl, time to swim I guess Contest by *DP* Written by: Debra M. Falgout

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/23/2012 3:52:00 PM

A unique stinky win..Congrats ..Sara

Debra Falgout
Date: 5/24/2012 1:34:00 PM

Thanks Sara, so much to learn about poetry, who would of thought it could be written about poop,,,lol!!!

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/23/2012 5:49:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debra. Love, Carol

Debra Falgout
Date: 5/24/2012 1:39:00 PM

Thanks Carol, this one was stinky fun,,lol!!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 5/23/2012 1:16:00 AM

Congrats on your smelly win xx

Debra Falgout
Date: 5/24/2012 1:40:00 PM

Thanks Mandy, who would of thought someone could win being all smelly,,,lol!!!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/22/2012 10:12:00 PM

Debra , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule))

Debra Falgout
Date: 5/24/2012 1:42:00 PM

PD,,,seriously but funny at the time,,it was how i was feeling, constipated, guess i captured it well,,,,lol,,,,thank you for making this fun!!