Debra Falgout Poet Couplet

No Farting Allowed

No farting allowed


Let me see
Will I come out in tries one, two or three

She sits on the bowl, straining, oh lord
I won't come out, its so hard

Constipation, its a mess
Come out, come out, I won't settle for less

Finally feeling the poop, I'm almost out
Ha Ha tricked you, a fart, she shouts

Ok, ok, i will settle your stress
Ploop in the bowl, time to swim I guess


Contest by *DP*
Written by:  Debra M. Falgout

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Sara Kendrick May 23, 2012 at 3:52 PM A unique stinky win..Congrats ..Sara Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:34 PM Thanks Sara, so much to learn about poetry, who would of thought it could be written about poop,,,lol!!!

Carol Sunshine Brown May 23, 2012 at 5:49 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debra. Love, Carol Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:39 PM Thanks Carol, this one was stinky fun,,lol!!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl May 23, 2012 at 1:16 AM Congrats on your smelly win xx Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:40 PM Thanks Mandy, who would of thought someone could win being all smelly,,,lol!!!

Poet Destroyer A May 22, 2012 at 10:12 PM Debra , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule)) Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM PD,,,seriously but funny at the time,,it was how i was feeling, constipated, guess i captured it well,,,,lol,,,,thank you for making this fun!!

Andrea Dietrich May 22, 2012 at 7:44 PM haha, what a personification poem!!! congrats on your win. Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:43 PM Lol, thanks Andrea, thank goodness poop doesn't talk!!!

David Williams May 22, 2012 at 2:35 PM DEbra congrats on your win..david Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:44 PM Thanks David, Have a blessed day,,,love debra!!

Anne-Lise Andresen May 18, 2012 at 2:36 PM smile....lol.... good one Debra - love it. - oxox Anne-Lise Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:45 PM Smiling right back at you,,thanks Anne Lise,,what a pretty name,,,love Debra!!!

Painted Hunter May 18, 2012 at 2:27 PM Ha!...oh Lord...I'm having way too much fun reading these! Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:46 PM Caleb,,yes I read a few,,,laughter for the brain,,have a great day!!!

Joann Grisetti May 18, 2012 at 12:18 PM I never wrote about poop either. Weel done. It was harder for me to publish the poem here than to write it. Debra Falgout May 24, 2012 at 1:49 PM Lol, Joann, kinda awkward getting in this writing about poop mode, oddly it was fun to let loose and have fun!!!

David Williams May 18, 2012 at 9:36 AM Debra hope this is in the contest, I like it..David Debra Falgout May 18, 2012 at 9:52 AM Thanks David,,Yes this is for the contest,,so many forms of writing poems,,have to have some humor in life, fun times!!!