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No Farting Allowed

No farting allowed


Let me see
Will I come out in tries one, two or three

She sits on the bowl, straining, oh lord
I won't come out, its so hard

Constipation, its a mess
Come out, come out, I won't settle for less

Finally feeling the poop, I'm almost out
Ha Ha tricked you, a fart, she shouts

Ok, ok, i will settle your stress
Ploop in the bowl, time to swim I guess


Contest by *DP*
Written by:  Debra M. Falgout

Copyright © Debra Falgout | Year Posted 2012

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Sara Kendrick Date: 5/23/2012 3:52:00 PM A unique stinky win..Congrats ..Sara Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:34:00 PM Thanks Sara, so much to learn about poetry, who would of thought it could be written about poop,,,lol!!!

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 5/23/2012 5:49:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debra. Love, Carol Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:39:00 PM Thanks Carol, this one was stinky fun,,lol!!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/23/2012 1:16:00 AM Congrats on your smelly win xx Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:40:00 PM Thanks Mandy, who would of thought someone could win being all smelly,,,lol!!!

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/22/2012 10:12:00 PM Debra , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule)) Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:42:00 PM PD,,,seriously but funny at the time,,it was how i was feeling, constipated, guess i captured it well,,,,lol,,,,thank you for making this fun!!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/22/2012 7:44:00 PM haha, what a personification poem!!! congrats on your win. Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:43:00 PM Lol, thanks Andrea, thank goodness poop doesn't talk!!!

David Williams Date: 5/22/2012 2:35:00 PM DEbra congrats on your win..david Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:44:00 PM Thanks David, Have a blessed day,,,love debra!!

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/18/2012 2:36:00 PM smile....lol.... good one Debra - love it. - oxox Anne-Lise Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:45:00 PM Smiling right back at you,,thanks Anne Lise,,what a pretty name,,,love Debra!!!

Painted Hunter Date: 5/18/2012 2:27:00 PM Ha!...oh Lord...I'm having way too much fun reading these! Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:46:00 PM Caleb,,yes I read a few,,,laughter for the brain,,have a great day!!!

Joann Grisetti Date: 5/18/2012 12:18:00 PM I never wrote about poop either. Weel done. It was harder for me to publish the poem here than to write it. Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/24/2012 1:49:00 PM Lol, Joann, kinda awkward getting in this writing about poop mode, oddly it was fun to let loose and have fun!!!

David Williams Date: 5/18/2012 9:36:00 AM Debra hope this is in the contest, I like it..David Login to Reply Debra Falgout Date: 5/18/2012 9:52:00 AM Thanks David,,Yes this is for the contest,,so many forms of writing poems,,have to have some humor in life, fun times!!!