Ain'T Got a Clue



Who cut the curd cyanide cheese,
thinning out the rank suspect crowd?
Who gassed death in the air bleed,
releasing an odor murder most foul?

Follow the phew olfactory clues,
motive scented everywhere ghoul smell
Mrs. White was it your grey hairs ...
leaving a poison bottom bottle mist trail
spiraling down the Library stairs?

Professor Plum where did you
just Hallway fruity fungi come from?
The Observatory Room window was open,
but now it’s mysteriously been closed
Did you concoct this suffocating wrench plan,
and what’s with the cotton-stuffed nose?

Everybody here got the crimson royal flushed face,
that could only mean one candlestick thing —
Miss Scarlet’s been butt creeping around the place,
no doubt, looking for the hidden bling-bling

Still, who got the super bad mojo Bathroom bowels,
so flatulently criminal ... making eyes roll?
Who put Mr. Green’s intestinal aerosol-laced towels
in the Kitchen behind the snuff dish bowl?

What do those Clues tell you, Lady A.C. detective,
it’s a foul play odor-kill so Murder She Wrote
A farted-out farce, very nasal encore hard to sniff — 
the last big reveal is an Insp. Clouseau note:
Colonel Mustard did it
with a gastronomical strangling choke
In the Guest Room
with a belly-loosened, vapor belt rope

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 3/10/2018 11:42:00 AM
Mr. Robinson, some people have royal flush and some seven and deuce unsuited. This is the main clue. Nicely done...
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Date: 3/9/2018 1:14:00 PM
Ha! Thoroughly enjoyable romp of a murder mystery!! So much fun! Agatha Christie, eat your heart out! Kudos, Freddie!! :) Gershon
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Date: 3/9/2018 6:15:00 AM
You have such an awesome imagination that is displayed through your powerful pen that never wants to stop bleeding..
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Date: 3/9/2018 1:58:00 AM
This is gastronomical and very well said. Good poetry with great rhythm and rhyme.
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Date: 3/8/2018 8:43:00 PM
Hey, could you package that gear up in a box of cans for me, I'll ship it off to the guest room in the big boys' house where they do the shimmy dance in the bathroom with the slippery soap gang bro romance.
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Date: 3/8/2018 10:57:00 AM
LOL. Very funny and creatively written. Thanks for the laugh today Freddie :)
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Date: 3/8/2018 10:07:00 AM
Amazingly clever!
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 3/8/2018 11:02:00 AM
Ty, Dale for your gracious comment. Of course, every murder mystery fan knows that A.C is Agatha Christie. I'm sure we all knew that, right? Lol. Love and best wishes always.
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