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Be Quiet - For Contest

Please be quiet! Our class teacher said 
Pupils giggled, my face flushed bright red
I was so broken hearted
I’d just let rip and farted
That I ran out the classroom and fled

The teacher followed me down the hall
Said please don’t be embarrassed at all …
At home that happens to me
I blame my pet dog you see
Great idea miss… I’ll give dad a call

I rang him saying dad can we talk
Told him my story – he soon did baulk
Think of the costly vets fees
It’ll be covered with fleas
His solution …. I’ll buy you a cork!


Time to B Contest – Sponsor Casarah Nance 
~07~24~15

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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James Fraser Date: 8/28/2015 4:10:00 PM Haha, lets not baulk, lets administer the cork, and stand well back from this he!! - so love your humour Jan ~~ Hugs//James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/28/2015 4:25:00 PM LOL thanks James - Darren and I are writing again and the humour is flowing between us posted our first funny write yesterday:-0 hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 7/28/2015 8:20:00 AM Great witty write a 7 hugs eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2015 9:12:00 AM Thanks Eve I do appreciate your support:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 7/27/2015 12:22:00 PM Thought you did not post anything new, Jan but saw this on your list. ...and hey! really hilarious one! Must have missed this earlier. Goodluck Jan! hugs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 12:55:00 PM My humorous muse is still with me Kim - the poem for today based on my real life experience ... but it has been very cathartic writing it:-( hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/24/2015 8:42:00 PM G'day Jan... ah dear... you certainly can bring on a giggle. I suppose a cork is cheaper than a dog... your father wasn't suggesting a cork out of a wine bottle was he so he had a reason to drink the contents - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 8:47:00 PM shock horror Lindsay ... are you insinuating it is from personal experience ... I would NEVER let rip at school lol:-) A few years ago I did work with a student i will refer to him as 'beans boy' and we used to have to open the classroom windows lol hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 7/24/2015 6:28:00 PM How embarrassing but funny..gl Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 6:29:00 PM LOL - total fiction for Cas's contest - i figured after my deep poem for her last contest I needed a light hearted approach:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France Date: 7/24/2015 5:11:00 PM Jan, a fun write for the contest 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, let me tell you ... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 5:14:00 PM Thanks for dropping by Broken Wings I do appreciate your comments:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/24/2015 3:29:00 PM Cute one.These are no so easy to write and you did three at one time.Yea!!.Reads like winner to me..Thanks for stopping by..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 3:40:00 PM I guess the meter may not be perfect Sara but i was just going for a humourous write - as long as it makes people laugh I am happy:-) hugs jan xx

Theresa Cw Date: 7/24/2015 1:40:00 PM You're one funny woman, dear Jan. Good luck in the contest.... hugs Theresa Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 1:43:00 PM Just a fun write after the serious poem I wrote for Casarah's last contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol Eastman Date: 7/24/2015 12:50:00 PM Oh, My! Poor child! A real groaner... Good luck in the contest... Definitely a very imaginative write! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 12:54:00 PM LOL thanks Carol:-) I somehow don't think this solution will catch on lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 7/24/2015 12:04:00 PM :) Hmmmmmmmm....a cork, eh? Poor dear. Great write, Girl. Good luck in the contest. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 12:53:00 PM Thanks Eileen just a bit of fun - hope she pops her cork soon or there may be an explosion lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 7/24/2015 11:00:00 AM Oh Jan, amazing you are Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 12:52:00 PM LOL Harry i have a versatile imagination that's all lol:-) hugs jan xx

Afolabi Muideen Date: 7/24/2015 9:49:00 AM Your write swims smoothly in the heart of the readers, an excellence penned here. Good luck...........A.M. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 9:53:00 AM Just a fun write Afolabi - thanks for the lovely comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 7/24/2015 8:20:00 AM H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!7, dear Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/24/2015 8:22:00 AM Not sure if it is goes entirely with the be quiet theme but I had fun writing it Demetrios:-) hugs jan xx