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Please be quiet! Our class teacher said Pupils giggled, my face flushed bright red I was so broken hearted I’d just let rip and farted That I ran out the classroom and fled The teacher followed me down the hall Said please don’t be embarrassed at all … At home that happens to me I blame my pet dog you see Great idea miss… I’ll give dad a call I rang him saying dad can we talk Told him my story – he soon did baulk Think of the costly vets fees It’ll be covered with fleas His solution …. I’ll buy you a cork! Time to B Contest – Sponsor Casarah Nance ~07~24~15

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James Fraser

Date: 8/28/2015 4:10:00 PM

Haha, lets not baulk, lets administer the cork, and stand well back from this he!! - so love your humour Jan ~~ Hugs//James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2015 4:25:00 PM

LOL thanks James - Darren and I are writing again and the humour is flowing between us posted our first funny write yesterday:-0 hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/28/2015 8:20:00 AM

Great witty write a 7 hugs eve

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2015 9:12:00 AM

Thanks Eve I do appreciate your support:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/27/2015 12:22:00 PM

Thought you did not post anything new, Jan but saw this on your list. ...and hey! really hilarious one! Must have missed this earlier. Goodluck Jan! hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/27/2015 12:55:00 PM

My humorous muse is still with me Kim - the poem for today based on my real life experience ... but it has been very cathartic writing it:-( hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/24/2015 8:42:00 PM

G'day Jan... ah dear... you certainly can bring on a giggle. I suppose a cork is cheaper than a dog... your father wasn't suggesting a cork out of a wine bottle was he so he had a reason to drink the contents - thanks again Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 8:47:00 PM

shock horror Lindsay ... are you insinuating it is from personal experience ... I would NEVER let rip at school lol:-) A few years ago I did work with a student i will refer to him as 'beans boy' and we used to have to open the classroom windows lol hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/24/2015 6:28:00 PM

How embarrassing but funny..gl Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 6:29:00 PM

LOL - total fiction for Cas's contest - i figured after my deep poem for her last contest I needed a light hearted approach:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 7/24/2015 5:11:00 PM

Jan, a fun write for the contest 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, let me tell you ...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 5:14:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Broken Wings I do appreciate your comments:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/24/2015 3:29:00 PM

Cute one.These are no so easy to write and you did three at one time.Yea!!.Reads like winner to me..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 3:40:00 PM

I guess the meter may not be perfect Sara but i was just going for a humourous write - as long as it makes people laugh I am happy:-) hugs jan xx

Theresa Cw

Date: 7/24/2015 1:40:00 PM

You're one funny woman, dear Jan. Good luck in the contest.... hugs Theresa

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 1:43:00 PM

Just a fun write after the serious poem I wrote for Casarah's last contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/24/2015 12:50:00 PM

Oh, My! Poor child! A real groaner... Good luck in the contest... Definitely a very imaginative write!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 12:54:00 PM

LOL thanks Carol:-) I somehow don't think this solution will catch on lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/24/2015 12:04:00 PM

:) Hmmmmmmmm....a cork, eh? Poor dear. Great write, Girl. Good luck in the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 12:53:00 PM

Thanks Eileen just a bit of fun - hope she pops her cork soon or there may be an explosion lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/24/2015 11:00:00 AM

Oh Jan, amazing you are

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 12:52:00 PM

LOL Harry i have a versatile imagination that's all lol:-) hugs jan xx

Afolabi Muideen

Date: 7/24/2015 9:49:00 AM

Your write swims smoothly in the heart of the readers, an excellence penned here. Good luck...........A.M.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 9:53:00 AM

Just a fun write Afolabi - thanks for the lovely comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 7/24/2015 8:20:00 AM

H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!7, dear Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2015 8:22:00 AM

Not sure if it is goes entirely with the be quiet theme but I had fun writing it Demetrios:-) hugs jan xx