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Miss Wrong With Plenty of Baggage

I still haven't found my Miss Right; the girl with the cat was a fright: she farted all day and stank of decay, then played with her pussy all night... for the Baggage contest

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Jan Allison

Date: 7/1/2017 4:00:00 PM

I had to come back for another read Jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 3/16/2017 12:50:00 PM

Had me laughing with this one. Nicely done. love phyl

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/25/2017 6:56:00 PM

Sorry I took so long to track this one down, Jack. As you now KNOW, it was on my top ten of favorite poems in that contest and I sure wish you had appeared on the list because this is SUPERB example of a limerick, my friend. a FAVE!

Judy Ball

Date: 2/7/2017 5:17:00 AM

This one really made me smile Jack. I have 3 cats but none of us smell/ At least I don't think we do. I'll ask the dogs and get back to you on that. ;) This is a sure winner. Good luck. God Bless, JB

Scott Thirtyseven

Date: 2/2/2017 10:27:00 AM

Ooh my oh my. I grin and I chortle. What a fabulously funny read.

Harry Horsman

Date: 2/1/2017 5:32:00 PM

Oh brilliant, Jack

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 1/31/2017 2:35:00 PM

Love the humor in this one Jack. Hope all is well with you. We are down with flu and cold at the moment. Just out of bed after a few days. Hoping to get better soon. love phyl

Eve Roper

Date: 1/29/2017 11:37:00 AM

This is so funny, Jack, you see what was more important to her.... here kitty, kitty :) Good luck in the contest a winner already

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/28/2017 1:16:00 PM

Reads like a winner..The scent of cat not catnip is written all over this one..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara

Jan Allison

Date: 1/28/2017 11:59:00 AM

Ha ha ha made me lol jack:-) hugs Jan xx