Jack Horne Poet Limerick

Miss Wrong With Plenty of Baggage

I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...

for the Baggage contest

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Jan Allison July 1, 2017 at 4:00 PM I had to come back for another read Jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock March 16, 2017 at 12:50 PM Had me laughing with this one. Nicely done. love phyl

Andrea Dietrich February 25, 2017 at 6:56 PM Sorry I took so long to track this one down, Jack. As you now KNOW, it was on my top ten of favorite poems in that contest and I sure wish you had appeared on the list because this is SUPERB example of a limerick, my friend. a FAVE!

Judy Ball February 7, 2017 at 5:17 AM This one really made me smile Jack. I have 3 cats but none of us smell/ At least I don't think we do. I'll ask the dogs and get back to you on that. ;) This is a sure winner. Good luck. God Bless, JB

Scott Thirtyseven February 2, 2017 at 10:27 AM Ooh my oh my. I grin and I chortle. What a fabulously funny read.

Harry Horsman February 1, 2017 at 5:32 PM Oh brilliant, Jack

Phyllis Babcock January 31, 2017 at 2:35 PM Love the humor in this one Jack. Hope all is well with you. We are down with flu and cold at the moment. Just out of bed after a few days. Hoping to get better soon. love phyl

Eve Roper January 29, 2017 at 11:37 AM This is so funny, Jack, you see what was more important to her.... here kitty, kitty :) Good luck in the contest a winner already

Sara Kendrick January 28, 2017 at 1:16 PM Reads like a winner..The scent of cat not catnip is written all over this one..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara

Jan Allison January 28, 2017 at 11:59 AM Ha ha ha made me lol jack:-) hugs Jan xx