Best Facelift Poems

There was an old woman from Brighton

Whose face the small children would frighten

     “Egad, why these wrinkles?

    ...

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I am summer rain for whose arrival you eagerly await.
Sitting on your porch, you watch my descent.
As I mix and mingle the elements, kneading pulverized...

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Modern Vanity

tracks
weaves
hair color
fingernails
manicures
pedicures
inflated buttocks and lips
sculptured hips
workout
aerobic
liftup
tuckin
sixpacks
jog
rotate
walk
perspire
maintain
get that body
night masks
contour sticks
Facetime
Facebook
facelift
Instagram
Twitter
tummy tucks
lap bands
gastric by-pass
designer clothes
sports cars
convertibles
Teslas
toupees
tattoos
Men’s Club
blue pills
anything else?

7/18/17

Facebook and Twitter are creating a vain...

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So swiftly now, so much of change;
Time yields endow, time feels so strange.


So quickly here, so change feels strange;
The times brought cheer, the feel of...

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Let me tell about a snowman, Ole Frosty
He needs a facelift that's way too costly
Coal eyes are covered by saggy eyelids 
And a dimple chin...

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My wife and I have lived in our present home for more than 14 years, and I think that the loveliest time of the year...

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Words in e-ink
Suffocate dry throat;
Waiting to emerge

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Adopt that happy stance
Look cheery just for now;
Appease prompt bluff

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Books for the journey
To look and see and glimpse;
Suspect sheer...

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Blue flowers plucked
Nyona bak chang** moments;
Satisfying rice cakes


By this old fence
Echoes of giggles;
Laughter mocks schoolyard


Road diversion
Roundabout detour;
Long cul de sac


Wedding festivities
Details and stuff;
Final agenda looms


Joy...

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If I was a girl
and ugly as a freak
my life was gonna be
miserable
first
i was gonna need
a total facelift
a huge nose job
and a job 
on my...

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Saw the advertisement of a sleazy Volkswagen
Surfed the net as the seed was sown
For anything based on german technology
I knew nothing about car mechanisms
Except the...

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Nothing in my life has ever been anything like this.
When I started my company it was nothing but bliss.
I invented a company called “The Edit...

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Of Cars in Malaysia Part 1

In this part of the world where I am at, a motorcar is every somebody’s must have…
Simply because reliable and...

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Airy alcove
Sunbeams streaming;
Dusty illumination

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Nocturnal lizards
Live ceiling panorama;
Fluid feasting

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Aviary cacophony
Endless conversations;
Lost in translation

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September configures
Sunny rain and autumn moon;
Mooncake festival

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Newspaper headlines
Day after day agonising;
Missing flight enroute

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Busy feet...

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That old church
Miraculous Novenas prayed;
Urban facelift upgrades

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Once upon a rhyme
Edgy words conspired;
Awkward exfoliation

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Waiting for the muse
Words falter and flop;
No poem today

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Journey Journal gripes
So much to...

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Street alley stalls
Tourist bazaar fare;
Souvenirs to go

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Seasonal fruit
A yearly dessert;
Duku escapade

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Old colonial shophouse 
Freehold property;
Modern facelift

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Business cycles dash
Yesterday's bubble tea;
Today's cafe glitz

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Shopping arcade
Organized pandemonium;
Electronic extravaganza

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Bread...

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