Dino Spahillari Poet Free verse

If I Was a Girl

If I was a girl
and ugly as a freak
my life was gonna be
miserable
first
i was gonna need
a total facelift
a huge nose job
and a job 
on my lips
a job on my boobs
and of course
a butt-lift
a fun guy to date
with tattoos,
and a sport car
and marry a guy
who works in Wall Street
loaded with money
and a villa
on the beach
a big SUV and a couple
of kids
who hopefully won't need
like me
a facelift...

Who said
i want to be a girl
anyway?!!!...

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Fisayo Aderounmu July 21, 2012 at 12:28 PM Dino, congratulations. I did enjoyed this great piece. Cheers.

Andrea Dietrich April 13, 2012 at 6:15 PM hahaha. GREAT humor. Love how you did yours and congrats on your win.

Carol Sunshine Brown April 10, 2012 at 11:56 AM Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Frank's "If I Were A Boy/Girl" contest Dino. Love, Carol

Poet Destroyer A April 10, 2012 at 10:26 AM Dino, congratulations with your win;-) Always~ PD Dino Spahillari April 10, 2012 at 11:18 AM I always appreciate your good words.

Joyce Johnson April 9, 2012 at 10:12 AM A fun poem. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce Dino Spahillari April 10, 2012 at 11:20 AM Thank You

Linda-Marie Sweetheart April 9, 2012 at 9:15 AM way to go Dino.. congrats on a super win for a great composition luv.. so enjoyed.. Dino Spahillari April 10, 2012 at 11:19 AM Thanks Linda...Long time...

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl April 9, 2012 at 6:50 AM Nice take, congartulations Dino xx Dino Spahillari April 10, 2012 at 11:19 AM Thanks You