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If I Was a Girl

If I was a girl and ugly as a freak my life was gonna be miserable first i was gonna need a total facelift a huge nose job and a job on my lips a job on my boobs and of course a butt-lift a fun guy to date with tattoos, and a sport car and marry a guy who works in Wall Street loaded with money and a villa on the beach a big SUV and a couple of kids who hopefully won't need like me a facelift... Who said i want to be a girl anyway?!!!...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 7/21/2012 12:28:00 PM
Dino, congratulations. I did enjoyed this great piece. Cheers.
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Date: 4/13/2012 6:15:00 PM
hahaha. GREAT humor. Love how you did yours and congrats on your win.
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Date: 4/10/2012 11:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Frank's "If I Were A Boy/Girl" contest Dino. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/10/2012 10:26:00 AM
Dino, congratulations with your win;-) Always~ PD
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Dino Spahillari
Date: 4/10/2012 11:18:00 AM
I always appreciate your good words.
Date: 4/9/2012 10:12:00 AM
A fun poem. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Dino Spahillari
Date: 4/10/2012 11:20:00 AM
Thank You
Date: 4/9/2012 9:15:00 AM
way to go Dino.. congrats on a super win for a great composition luv.. so enjoyed..
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Dino Spahillari
Date: 4/10/2012 11:19:00 AM
Thanks Linda...Long time...
Date: 4/9/2012 6:50:00 AM
Nice take, congartulations Dino xx
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Dino Spahillari
Date: 4/10/2012 11:19:00 AM
Thanks You

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