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Your Thanksgiving Turkey - Dear

A Gourmet Dark Chocolate
A wanting palate
Just a taste the rest you'll need
Melted yes indeed
Apply to privates
Great for diets
Feed!




25~10~2014
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest Name: MAKE ME DROOL with EPULAERYU 
I Hope You're Drooling This Year I Am Your
Chocolate Covered Turkey

Copyright © Maurice Yvonne | Year Posted 2014

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Brenda Meier-Hans Date: 11/16/2014 2:38:00 PM Dropping back with my congratulations Maurice. Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 11/15/2014 10:10:00 AM This should have been a top spot in the contest. So clever ! Login to Reply

Kayod5 Kayode Date: 11/15/2014 7:19:00 AM This is one of the best in this contest and I wish to congratulate you on the win Maurice...huggs Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 11/15/2014 6:16:00 AM Very witty Maurice!:) dark chocolate is indeed tempting, but I'll pass for once!!:))) Congrats on a merited win! // paul Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 11/15/2014 3:31:00 AM Still makes me howl with laughter when I read this Maurice - many congrats on your win i knew Andrea would like this one:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/14/2014 11:21:00 PM I guessed this was yours, silly guy!! It is VERY very clever, but it is a DIET Poem. NO DIETS for thanksgiving, please!!! Congats. you are an original!! Login to Reply

M. L. Kiser Date: 10/28/2014 2:52:00 PM Ummmm...chocolate...it always makes me drool. Login to Reply

Dan Helppi Date: 10/26/2014 8:40:00 PM Maurice, I am glad to have arrived late to this, I got to read all the funny comments, Thank you and to Tim S. as well. Login to Reply

Charmaine Chircop Date: 10/26/2014 5:41:00 PM : ) Body artistry with dark.chocolate?Interesting..How about some.cherries and frosted sugar on top? :.).Entertaining poem Maurice : ) Login to Reply

Brenda Meier-Hans Date: 10/26/2014 3:47:00 PM I think Tim's mom will be coming after you next Maurice. I have to admit it made me smile. You know that kind of bad girl smile. Login to Reply

Kim Van Breda Date: 10/26/2014 10:19:00 AM Wonderful words Maurice. I am not a chocolate lover myself, but using it as my body paint could be fun for another chocolate lover I guess ;) Thank you so much for your feedback on my numerous "Rictameters"... I seem to have got stuck in that format ! What are the rules for a EPULAERYU??? I am looking for a fun , new format to play with Xx-Xx Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 1:50:00 PM You are looking for a new Format to play with...small world...my real first name is Format.

Liam Mcdaid Date: 10/26/2014 9:35:00 AM smiling excellent maurice Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 1:48:00 PM My account was hacked. I don't write private part poems.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 10/26/2014 6:41:00 AM Pure wit Maurice! Great write! Best wishes my friend ! Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 1:46:00 PM Thank you Dr. Sharma I am so embarased I was hoping you would miss this one.

Tim Smith Date: 10/26/2014 6:00:00 AM I think its hilarious....hehe...but where is the cranberry sauce? :) Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 1:42:00 PM Not since the war Jan, now it's just one veg. Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2014 11:21:00 AM I think Andrea was thinking more of a poem about meat and two veg Tim ... then again that is exactly what Maurice's poem is about:-) lol Hugs Jan x

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 10/26/2014 5:50:00 AM You definitely have me drooling, Maurice. I love dark chocolate, but have never considered applying it to "private parts." :D Such a witty entry! Best wishes in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 1:45:00 PM and I am milk chocolate so if you love chocolate you should drop in for Thanksgiving.

Jan Allison Date: 10/26/2014 5:27:00 AM Ha ha Ha simply hilarious Maurice. Good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 3:54:00 PM No not that post...never mind. Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 3:53:00 PM I mean my post delete my post. Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 3:51:00 PM Well that is different in that case I am deleting mine. Tim Smith Date: 10/26/2014 2:18:00 PM I won't Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 1:40:00 PM I can but it looks like you can't. Tim Smith Date: 10/26/2014 11:25:00 AM Hey can you say p***s ?

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty Date: 10/26/2014 4:54:00 AM everybody is drooling because of a stimulus-good food before him or her. I know you are a connoisseur Maurice . I do drool but no such gourmet food around. It's 'conditioned reflex', may be. Enjoyed your poem esp:Great for diets Feed! LOVE...rajat Login to Reply Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/26/2014 11:17:00 AM Thank you kind sir!