Crash Test Dummy
When two people get married
The groom should change his name
They should call him "Crash Test Dummy"
But now the bride, she can stay the same
When a man marries a woman
And she don't how to cook
He has to test them recipes
Made out of some dumb book
Of course, that means food poisoning
And a trip to the emergency room
Remember I said, "Crash Test Dummy"
Cause he's no longer the groom
And if she ever asks him
If she's getting fat
He'll probably be wearing a helmet
To protect him from her baseball bat
And now that leaves his mother-in-law
The biggest danger he's seen yet
For when she comes to visit
It's something he'll never forget
That's why we call him "Crash Test Dummy"
Because marriage is a pretty rough ride
He's gotta buckle up and hold on tight
When he marries his beloved bride
Copyright © Larry Belt | Year Posted 2010
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