Best Dropper Poems

It's been weeks, but you, Royal and Linda have been on my mind...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If only I could find the words 
to comfort your grieving hearts,
I would...

Read more of this work...

Knock, knock who's there in my bathroom?
Jan the princess of posterior interior transfer

Knock, knock who's there not in my hot tub?
Cheryl the magnificent moonlight moon...

Read more of this work...

On a historic, emotional night of March 28th, 2015
It was the most important hockey night to be remembered

While the current players played 82 games for...

Read more of this work...

I Am The Final Word And The First Word


I’m having another one of those night sweats again. 
I am on my back here as naked...

Read more of this work...

The Evils Of Drugs  part I

What are the evils of drugs? How do we know when,
we encounter them? The evils of drugs are everywhere.
They...

Read more of this work...

YACKETY-YACK
This broken pencil was just a nub – no longer usable.
I wanted to jot down the amount of this playbill dated September 08, 2001.
However, I...

Read more of this work...

I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods
It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods
Tiger misses the green -
Then shouts words so obscene
He just cannot deliver...

Read more of this work...

What the Butler Heard
Extract from a memoir

Lord Illustrious Penge of Lampwicker Hall,
Welcomed local Toffs, to his Name-Dropper ball.
Noses upturned with a touch of conceit,
Hob-Knobbing with...

Read more of this work...

Jacob and Wilhelm are the Brothers Grimm
Whose tales of horror flow over cup's brim
I heard that some who have read
Were cursed and later found dead

The...

Read more of this work...

REVENGE IS SWEET

Once upon a time
almost toothless
The hunchback hag picked
~ a juicy red apple ~
With malicious intent

Toward her stepdaughter foe
The sinful fruit
~ perfectly round ~
Like...

Read more of this work...

I think I’ll get Daniel Radcliff to tell
What demons he went through inside his hell
Was asked why didn’t he
Never kissed Hermione
It must have been he...

Read more of this work...

11/11/16
"Water"


On land and in the water

Ores such as copper


The M.V. P. of the entire roster

Back in the day they use to call me Harry Potter

Show...

Read more of this work...

When I called with a message one time,

you would think I"d committed a crime!

Just for doing my job,

I got screamed at by "Rob,"

so for me,...

Read more of this work...

Scarcely the Dropper-- a roach antennae Felt,

Some Maudling exterminator of nakedly inhuman hands.

Boiled renunciation falling sick With life itself,

For Libido has and Always Will Be…....

Read more of this work...

Jayne in a Man’s Field

I wrote on a Porsche “Take the Jayne Train”
How long in the mess hall would she remain
She came out and saw
She...

Read more of this work...