Knock Knock

Knock, knock who's there in my bathroom?
Jan the princess of posterior interior transfer

Knock, knock who's there not in my hot tub?
Cheryl the magnificent moonlight moon pie muncher

Knock, knock who's there in the pickle barrel?
Dale the satisfied stickler for the wife of the pickler

Knock, knock who's there flushing eyes for 15 minutes?
John the Master of Disastrous WD-40 tears

Knock, Knock who's there walking around all comfortable?
Maureen the anxious advocate of flat, wide, comfy, shoes

Knock, Knock. Who's there out in the forest?
Kevin the observer of the great grizzly wet haired bear!

Knock, Knock Who's there on the highway
Julie the crazy copper hating motorcycle driving lizard lover!

Just who dares to talk about normal poets names
Pat the shameless poet names dropper is to blame!

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Date: 4/21/2018 8:03:00 PM
This is hilarious, and makes me laugh hysterically. I am SO into your poetry right now. I needed this! thank you Pat. Thank you!
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Pat Adams
Date: 4/22/2018 7:13:00 AM
That is so sweet!! Thank you Caren! .... 80)
Date: 9/26/2017 10:40:00 AM
Lol awesome Pat! Thank you so much for leading me here :) missed this first time around, this grin is for you xomo!
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Date: 9/26/2017 5:27:00 PM
Well, grins are what it's all about. I couldn't be happier...............................8)
Date: 9/16/2017 7:33:00 PM
Ditto that for me too Pat! (What Jan said) Cute and clever name dropping write Pat!~Che :)
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Date: 9/26/2017 5:31:00 PM
Glad you liked it. This was just before my 3 day work weekend so I'm still behind on replies.......Pat
Date: 9/16/2017 6:37:00 PM
Fave of course.
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Date: 9/26/2017 5:33:00 PM
I hoped you would like it..............80)
Date: 9/16/2017 6:12:00 PM
ha ha ha I am honoured to be in your poem its such a shame i'm not famous though - infamous more like lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 9/26/2017 5:30:00 PM
You are famous to me...............Somewhat infamous as well I must admit!............80).....patrick
Date: 9/16/2017 6:10:00 PM
Curious !
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Date: 9/26/2017 5:28:00 PM
......80)
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