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I'Ve Played Around With Tiger Woods For Contest

I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods
It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods
Tiger misses the green -
Then shouts words so obscene
He just cannot deliver the goods!

N/A in Name Dropper Contest Judged 13/10/17
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw

Submitted to Another 2017 Stunner
Sponsored by Line Gauthier

Checked with Rhymezone and how many syllables 9,9,6,6,9

09-15-17

gigglegolfhumorouslimerick

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Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/20/2018 4:39:00 AM

- Congratulations on your 2nd place in the contest, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/20/2018 3:33:00 PM

Thanks so much Anne-Lise, have a wonderful weekend:-) hugs jan xx

Susan Gentry

Date: 4/19/2018 9:26:00 PM

Congratulations on your win with this delightful poem! Enjoyed it.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/20/2018 3:32:00 PM

Thanks Susan:-) hugs jan xx

Laura Leiser

Date: 4/19/2018 8:15:00 PM

Your humor is always fun to read, Jan! Great one, and congrats on your win :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/20/2018 3:32:00 PM

Thanks Laura:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/19/2018 4:46:00 PM

Good limerick, Jan. Thanks for entering my contest for a silver medal win.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/19/2018 4:52:00 PM

Many thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Ifeanyi Bob Ekechukwu

Date: 9/20/2017 5:49:00 PM

hmmmmm...so deep but like the pattern.U good in this dear

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2017 5:56:00 PM

Thanks Ifeanyi:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/17/2017 6:11:00 PM

EXCELLENT!!! (but dang, I thought you were gonna name drop that you had been one of his "ladies" heehee)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2017 6:18:00 PM

Hush Andrea!!! That's why i said I'd played 'around' with him lol Don't tell folks my secrets lol:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey

Date: 9/17/2017 4:31:00 AM

Ha ha! This one is quite funny my friend! You have written an excellent and an outstanding poem! I surely enjoyed reading your delightfully humorous piece here this morning! What a lovely poem, Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2017 9:40:00 AM

Thanks Russell this is the final poem I will write for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 9/16/2017 4:39:00 PM

Reads like a great contender for the contest..Way to go..Enjoyed reading your work..That would be a nightmare..Thanks for stopping by my blog.Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2017 4:40:00 PM

Thanks so much Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 9/16/2017 10:32:00 AM

LOL, had a chuckle picturing this

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2017 1:56:00 PM

You mean you don't think its true lol:-) hugs jan xx

Curtis Johnson

Date: 9/16/2017 2:35:00 AM

Good work Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2017 7:29:00 AM

cheer's Curtis:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 9/15/2017 9:39:00 PM

So funny, one day maybe he will get out of the woods yet! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2017 1:57:00 PM

lol Arthur:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 9/15/2017 8:03:00 PM

funny limerick, Jan, I hope you get well... Jan , I saw my neurologist the other day; he gave me a clean bill of health not to come back for a year. My allergy testing was yesterday since 8 years ago ; found out I am not allergic to half the things I tested before... Hey!!! Could it be the vinegar :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2017 1:58:00 PM

that is wonderful news Eve. I just hope I get this throat thing sorted and i don't have to go back to the doctors and it disappears on its own:-) hugs jan xx