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I'Ve Played Around With Tiger Woods For Contest

I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods
It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods
Tiger misses the green -
Then shouts words so obscene
He just cannot deliver the goods!

N/A in Name Dropper Contest Judged 13/10/17
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw

Submitted to Another 2017 Stunner
Sponsored by Line Gauthier

Checked with Rhymezone and how many syllables 9,9,6,6,9

09-15-17

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Anne-Lise Andresen April 20, 2018 at 4:39 AM - Congratulations on your 2nd place in the contest, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison April 20, 2018 at 3:33 PM Thanks so much Anne-Lise, have a wonderful weekend:-) hugs jan xx

Susan Gentry April 19, 2018 at 9:26 PM Congratulations on your win with this delightful poem! Enjoyed it. Jan Allison April 20, 2018 at 3:32 PM Thanks Susan:-) hugs jan xx

Laura Leiser April 19, 2018 at 8:15 PM Your humor is always fun to read, Jan! Great one, and congrats on your win :) Jan Allison April 20, 2018 at 3:32 PM Thanks Laura:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier April 19, 2018 at 4:46 PM Good limerick, Jan. Thanks for entering my contest for a silver medal win. Jan Allison April 19, 2018 at 4:52 PM Many thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Ifeanyi Bob Ekechukwu September 20, 2017 at 5:49 PM hmmmmm...so deep but like the pattern.U good in this dear Jan Allison September 20, 2017 at 5:56 PM Thanks Ifeanyi:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich September 17, 2017 at 6:11 PM EXCELLENT!!! (but dang, I thought you were gonna name drop that you had been one of his "ladies" heehee) Jan Allison September 17, 2017 at 6:18 PM Hush Andrea!!! That's why i said I'd played 'around' with him lol Don't tell folks my secrets lol:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey September 17, 2017 at 4:31 AM Ha ha! This one is quite funny my friend! You have written an excellent and an outstanding poem! I surely enjoyed reading your delightfully humorous piece here this morning! What a lovely poem, Great Work!! Jan Allison September 17, 2017 at 9:40 AM Thanks Russell this is the final poem I will write for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick September 16, 2017 at 4:39 PM Reads like a great contender for the contest..Way to go..Enjoyed reading your work..That would be a nightmare..Thanks for stopping by my blog.Sara Jan Allison September 16, 2017 at 4:40 PM Thanks so much Sara:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne September 16, 2017 at 10:32 AM LOL, had a chuckle picturing this Jan Allison September 16, 2017 at 1:56 PM You mean you don't think its true lol:-) hugs jan xx

Curtis Johnson September 16, 2017 at 2:35 AM Good work Jan. Jan Allison September 16, 2017 at 7:29 AM cheer's Curtis:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso September 15, 2017 at 9:39 PM So funny, one day maybe he will get out of the woods yet! LOL Jan Allison September 16, 2017 at 1:57 PM lol Arthur:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper September 15, 2017 at 8:03 PM funny limerick, Jan, I hope you get well... Jan , I saw my neurologist the other day; he gave me a clean bill of health not to come back for a year. My allergy testing was yesterday since 8 years ago ; found out I am not allergic to half the things I tested before... Hey!!! Could it be the vinegar :) Jan Allison September 16, 2017 at 1:58 PM that is wonderful news Eve. I just hope I get this throat thing sorted and i don't have to go back to the doctors and it disappears on its own:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues September 15, 2017 at 5:59 PM Too bad... fell from superstardom. Good one, Jan! Jan Allison September 15, 2017 at 6:04 PM he sure did Kim and now he is in the press for all the wrong reasons:-( hugs jan xx

Tim Smith September 15, 2017 at 5:08 PM Funny Jan Jan Allison September 15, 2017 at 5:14 PM Cheers Tim :-) his ex wife calls his cheetah!:-( hugs jan xx