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I'm playing with golf ace Tiger Woods It’s raining, so we pull up our hoods Tiger misses the green - Then shouts words so obscene He just cannot deliver the goods! N/A in Name Dropper Contest Judged 13/10/17 Sponsored by Kevin Shaw Submitted to Another 2017 Stunner Sponsored by Line Gauthier Checked with Rhymezone and how many syllables 9,9,6,6,9 09-15-17

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Date: 4/20/2018 4:39:00 AM
- Congratulations on your 2nd place in the contest, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/20/2018 3:33:00 PM
Thanks so much Anne-Lise, have a wonderful weekend:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/19/2018 9:26:00 PM
Congratulations on your win with this delightful poem! Enjoyed it.
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Date: 4/20/2018 3:32:00 PM
Thanks Susan:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/19/2018 8:15:00 PM
Your humor is always fun to read, Jan! Great one, and congrats on your win :)
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Date: 4/20/2018 3:32:00 PM
Thanks Laura:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/19/2018 4:46:00 PM
Good limerick, Jan. Thanks for entering my contest for a silver medal win.
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Date: 4/19/2018 4:52:00 PM
Many thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/20/2017 5:49:00 PM
hmmmmm...so deep but like the pattern.U good in this dear
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Date: 9/20/2017 5:56:00 PM
Thanks Ifeanyi:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/17/2017 6:11:00 PM
EXCELLENT!!! (but dang, I thought you were gonna name drop that you had been one of his "ladies" heehee)
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Date: 9/17/2017 6:18:00 PM
Hush Andrea!!! That's why i said I'd played 'around' with him lol Don't tell folks my secrets lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/17/2017 4:31:00 AM
Ha ha! This one is quite funny my friend! You have written an excellent and an outstanding poem! I surely enjoyed reading your delightfully humorous piece here this morning! What a lovely poem, Great Work!!
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Date: 9/17/2017 9:40:00 AM
Thanks Russell this is the final poem I will write for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 9/16/2017 4:39:00 PM
Reads like a great contender for the contest..Way to go..Enjoyed reading your work..That would be a nightmare..Thanks for stopping by my blog.Sara
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Date: 9/16/2017 4:40:00 PM
Thanks so much Sara:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/16/2017 10:32:00 AM
LOL, had a chuckle picturing this
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Date: 9/16/2017 1:56:00 PM
You mean you don't think its true lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/16/2017 2:35:00 AM
Good work Jan.
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Date: 9/16/2017 7:29:00 AM
cheer's Curtis:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/15/2017 9:39:00 PM
So funny, one day maybe he will get out of the woods yet! LOL
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Date: 9/16/2017 1:57:00 PM
lol Arthur:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/15/2017 8:03:00 PM
funny limerick, Jan, I hope you get well... Jan , I saw my neurologist the other day; he gave me a clean bill of health not to come back for a year. My allergy testing was yesterday since 8 years ago ; found out I am not allergic to half the things I tested before... Hey!!! Could it be the vinegar :)
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Date: 9/16/2017 1:58:00 PM
that is wonderful news Eve. I just hope I get this throat thing sorted and i don't have to go back to the doctors and it disappears on its own:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 9/15/2017 5:59:00 PM
Too bad... fell from superstardom. Good one, Jan!
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Date: 9/15/2017 6:04:00 PM
he sure did Kim and now he is in the press for all the wrong reasons:-( hugs jan xx
Date: 9/15/2017 5:08:00 PM
Funny Jan
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Date: 9/15/2017 5:14:00 PM
Cheers Tim :-) his ex wife calls his cheetah!:-( hugs jan xx