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I Dozed Off Drunk
I dozed off drunk and had a strange dream,
Two people are fighting in my inner realm
One wanted to sleep, the other to piss,
I told them  with anger-" Be quiet,  please"

 In the morning I found: - how they  were a wise
And ...

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Categories: dozed, funny,
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Dozed
The icecream man takes a quick doze
Suddenly, fell and broke his nose
Blood oozes everywhere
Held his nose in the air
Now his ice cream is red like a rose...

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Categories: dozed, funny, happy, sleep,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things