Best Doug Poems

Once upon a time there was a pug who's name was Doug.
He wore uggs, and played with slugs.
Doug looked like a bug.
Also doug has a favorite rug.
The pug always dug and sat in a mug.
Then doug took a bath in the tub.
Doug has a friend...

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Doug Wilson….    
True Story….NEW YEARS EVE 2012


5 or 6 thugs suckin on dere ciggy drugs,
attacked a paper delivery man,
they robbed him of his mobile phone,
the pack animals weren’t worth their scran, (tucker)
no brains in the head, just bone,
Cecily looked and saw, at...

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It was a summer day dressed in boredom
For four suburban Ohio boys
Looking for some excitement
In their banal lives from their banal toys

We took some old models of Navy ships
To a distant wooded stream
Armed with a box of blue tip matches
And mason jars filled with gasoline

We...

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Doug Heffernan
A goofy and humorous man
He spurred belly laughs with every show
Sad when the King of sitcom had to go

Carrie Heffernan
A wife and workaholic with a plan
She never seemed to get a break
with Doug's demands of burgers and steak

10/3/21

Contest: Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May

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He protects the future, from the past .

But u better bring a doctor kwick ! 

Because that girl is bleeding fast !

Win bad gize attack the past ,

& the prezint and future change ,

Sum one must put things back ,

Like it should be .

But ,...

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Doug disappeared on a Monday right after he had finished his little to-do list.
Clean house, check, do laundry, check, take dog to vet, check, spray mirror with slightly warm Wind-mist.
It was  his current list, his wife stated adamantly. I keep them  here in...

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Amy and Doug 
Thinking about Dog and Amy Louise
Always will bring me down to my knees
Amy Louise is close to my Brother
One or two grave stones away from each other
Amy Louise had lived eight weeks of life
It cut though my heart, like a never used...

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Doug and Debbie, The LORD 
Says That You Make HIM to Smile


Doug and Debbie, the LORD says that you make HIM smile
when HE looks upon you two,
because that you willingly work at the things
HE has called for you to do.

HE says that HE can trust...

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“Politics is a contact sport” —Steve Chabot
It ain't over 'till it's over   —Yogi Berra

Loug And Doug

Pleasant gentlemen both, broad shouldered and tall
Good sports who respect the umpire's call
Playing the game with pride and joy
Sincerely humble, never coy
Staunch New Yorkers with their eyes on...

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Doug Jones Came Across

While visiting Senate we came across,
Doug Jones from Alabama a new boss;
We were impressed,
With way he dressed;
Competitor impostor was a complete loss. 

James Horn...

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heare i sit naught
giving a sh_t
so what dy'a xpect eh?!


stan...

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I dreamt of you last night again,
dreaming dreams against the wind,
how good to see your beloved face,
beyond the veil of this sad place.

I long to be with you again
and feel the love light from within,
I feel it deeply in my dreams,
a spark of you within...

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I never thought of Doug
as particularly intelligent
or interesting
And as he stood next to the fireplace
With a cigar in one hand 
And a scotch in the other
He fumbled for words
Making feeble attempts to impress
But we knew better
the family and I
We knew of his past
His inability to...

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oh
Sal saw sea
beyond the seesaw

but
did her fish suit swimming
in a flashy swimsuit

Doug, her dog 
at the pantomime
groans a panting moan

then 
Sal, fish and Doug
did a selfie on her phone




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In hindsight, I’ve always kept my mind right, 
I only lose sleep at night over the  that I write,
it’s like the weight on Atlas’ shoulders, are you hearing what this rap is,
a fight against the controllers, modern day john the Baptist,
but I ain’t selling...

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