Doug Wilson
Doug Wilson….
True Story….NEW YEARS EVE 2012
5 or 6 thugs suckin on dere ciggy drugs,
attacked a paper delivery man,
they robbed him of his mobile phone,
the pack animals weren’t worth their scran, (tucker)
no brains in the head, just bone,
Cecily looked and saw, at her front door,
The blue, and the loud commotion,
Rang the Cops, so did others, sure!!!
local Men hid, cowed down the more,
Seems sharks were in the ocean?
Cecily tried to ring ole Doug to bring,
Some help, cos the Police weren’t coming,
An hour passed, was death now cast,
Police were 5 minutes away,
but they were busy humming n harring,
Discussing plans of the flogged and damned,
Yet coming, coming, coming,
Doug appeared in his uniform gear,
Forerunner, flew amongst them,
The thugs n bugs fell back in fear,
Doug saved the paper man,
give a cheer,
The cowards off and running,
Paper man and Doug gave chase,
And drove into the park,
Cornered men, aggressive then,
Doug faced them down, ha ha,
The mobile phone it was found,
where the thugs had surely dropped it,
threats did vent,
but Doug was the gent,
seeing em off, too right!!!
Police woman did appear,
Near the park oh dear,
Doug then threw up his arms,
She drove over the top,
Of broke bottle, flop,
Ignoring warnings, harms?
The fat ladies delight…
Tyre from air, was outa sight,
Ignorance can alarm,
It might?
My psalm orright. Don Johnson
HAPPENED NEW YEARS EVE 2012
Doug is my brother in law...
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