Best Doctored Poems
Doctor Hill's Bill True Story...In a little West Texas cow town years ago
There was an old doctor by the name of Hill
Little man, mild mannered, cheerful until made mad
He doctored old cowboys and drunks when things got slow
H......
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Categories:
doctored, cowboy-westernold, mother, old,
Form:
Vultures Prey On the Innocent...Not even a ballot box can change the word etched
when God has left man to his own independent council
Choice of error has crept into every corner of society
rights have been turned upside down ......
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Categories:
doctored, abortion, anti bullying, bible,
Form:
Free verse
Hard Time With Statistics...Hard Time With Statistics
People had hard time believing latest statistics
Made by morons who must be marvelous mystics
All of the relationships with everything is inverted
What is disturbing i......
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Categories:
doctored, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Of Birds and Bees...Heney Penny spent her money
On a hive of buckwheat honey
But the bees were not so friendly
They chased off poor Heney Penny
Left of her money, she hadn’t any
But of bee stings, she had many
She......
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Categories:
doctored, funny, hope, introspection, loss,
Form:
Verse
Not Be Another...Not Be Another
No matter what may be Patriot's Play scheme,
None if it ever would spoil Seahawk's dream
And what appears to me to be amazing
Is having a football that people were hazing.
Wha......
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Categories:
doctored, baseball, basketball, football,
Form:
Couplet
Time and Tide Wait For No Man...Or Woman, Or Child, Or...
The following elucidated
conjecture actually can
(reed best) be taken with a grain
of salt, and no re ban
nah nah split 'ope ya 'ere me
cloud and lea......
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Categories:
doctored, 11th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Miss Lou...You talk about a woman great, I talk a legend
A man carry in his heart from childhood to years
Not come as yet. Our culture by captivity rend
Without liberty, and unpreserved in scars of tears
We gat......
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Categories:
doctored, tribute, self, self,
Form:
Verse
The Medicine Man...THE MEDICINE MAN
When I was a girl,
We lived way out back,
In the swamplands where life,
Was hard but no lack,
Of love and good humor,
And inventive fun,
We were tired but happy,
When day was done.......
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Categories:
doctored, childhood, family, life, native
Form:
Quatrain
I Might Try Some Alternative News...Bring me reality, spare the insanity; preening and vanity
Do.! Its purpose I’d rather gather not
Twaddle and flatter; For ..!!
Really I’m open of view.’ I don’t want TV Docs
I want info that rock......
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Categories:
doctored, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Signs of the Time We Live In...This sandwich board licence business closely illustrates
what this is really by taking the biscuit
money for signage so much a year
Drawing a unique picture frame from crumbs
in how the sla......
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Categories:
doctored, conflict, corruption, judgement, life,
Form:
Political Verse
How You Made My Stars Hush...How you made my stars hush
How fortunate I have been,
having found a shining ray,
Through darkness unseen,
creep over my lifeless clay,
Waking me up of long sleep,
and flattened hea......
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Categories:
doctored, blessing,
Form:
Rhyme
Pass the Ketchup, Please...A tradition in our house on New Year’s Day each year
Black eyed peas on your dinner plate will appear
A dish guaranteed to bring you good luck
If you want it all year you better eat them all up
......
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Categories:
doctored, food, holiday, day,
Form:
Sonnet
Presidential Inauguration 2017 - Poetic Screed - Part1...Fast as an atomic banshee, he roils sacred halls
of White House clutches levers with brass balls
American powers remain unrestrained when he calls
Armada to exorcise imagine aery dragons,
he......
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Categories:
doctored, anger, angst, evil, humanity,
Form:
The Orphan's Story...Here my story begins,
here I stand,
facing the world all alone;
It all began with one lady he ladied,
One boy she boyded and sugared,
Just to finish in the net of Mr. Death.
Hah!
How pain......
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Categories:
doctored, life, world, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Johnson's Ode...Born dead put in a bucket,
Bellowed and got himself saw,
Tetanus at 10, bloody bad luck
Pus filled veins had for sure,
Doctor’s would take his leg off.
father said “no good , no more,
one le......
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Categories:
doctored, adventure,
Form:
Ode