Time and Tide Wait For No Man

Or Woman, Or Child, Or... The following elucidated conjecture actually can (reed best) be taken with a grain of salt, and no re ban nah nah split 'ope ya 'ere me cloud and lear, cuz (Oh my... heavens to Betsy), ennui got pulled by Evan - Jewel Lean, who handed this long fellow (wads worth to you) speculation with fan see prestidigitation legerdemain - tan ta mount to cheap tricks re: out of thin air by this half fast hue man, Hill Billy Willy Wonka Nilly, who blithely doth asseverate apothegm (poem title) equally applicable Century21 today Aswan damn maxim initially bespoke, when collective primates begat enfant terrible foo fighting predetermining anon metastasizing debacle Yeti bedeviling civilization a bajillion years in the future with Matthew Scott Harris deadpan words worth less his way before even an odd iota of dire straight sultan of swing didst merely span spottily scattered amidst pristine Earth, where unchanging arboreal beastie boys to oman, and flock of sea gulls continuity elapsed – Ivan hunch, albeit un recorded disc contented sow sow hogtied pan dum mo' nee ham, or blessed historical events, kept (stay'n) alive, courtesy"FAKE" Trump petting Dapper Dan, where he knit pattern, qua oral tradition, sans clan destine scattered hot pockets of sparse *****sapiens, i.e. humanity LESS preponderant, primary, and/or prolific, where superstitions parlayed (voodoo with no Fran Schwa), and whirling dervishes fed elan, which earliest recorded (doctored, digitized, and demented oh yea), not tomb mitt to dimly mentioned asper "time and tide wait for no man" purportedly by one Saint Marher, circa: 1225 anno domini.