Best Doberman Pinscher Poems

Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you -
You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through.
So prick up...

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A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a...

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Oh, you funny doggie, with that brown face I adore,
why are you now making that sound that I can't ignore?
Are you lonely? Are you sad?...

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"What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine!
Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred.
My Dad Mick,...

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There were  fireflies in the garden
As I thought to myself  that day 
About the secrets families hold 
Are secrets never should  be...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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My Doberman Pinscher won best of show
and was strutting around like a peacock.
One judge was none too pleased and let me know,
while scrutinizing my dog...

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I am king Doberman of my home
I stand guard when I am all alone
I love my master, he’s the man
But I am top dog, king...

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Laid down dog frown
Bedded Brown the doberman
Sitting on the bed
Growing mad
Barking, talking snorting
Bowing his head
Snarling, barking, grawing
What's wrong with him
Mouth wide open
Pouting laying in you...

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My Doberman puppy's in trouble
He cocked his leg against our kitchen table
And I’d only just taken him for walkies
where he just sniffed at that manky...

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Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog,
it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog.
A spoiled rotten boy who whined...

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The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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The Whining Doberman


Hey, what you doing looking just at me!
     You see I'm begging you to play?
Look here, my toys are...

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I remember walking 
Through a dark alley
Eons ago. All I could hear
Was chirping crickets
About halfway, my whole body  
Violently jerked by...
Loud, furious barking....
I never...

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