Christopher Flaherty Poet Free verse

Disgusting Toilet Humour

Ever been in a Public or Club Toilet

And read the Graffiti on the Wall's

So many Numbers to Ring

Providing such a rich variety of thing's

For a good time and personal pleaure

Finished shook , paused 

And thought maybe just maybe after few more Shots and Jaeger Bombs 

It would be a bit of a laugh to give 

For a good time call Debbie 055 

Me Love you long time 

But then i thought hold on a second

I am in the Mens Toilet

And if i am not mistaken

Debbie does Dallas 

Is probably an alias and metaphor

For # Sad Loser 
Probably Confuses

Finds Childish humour funny

Has a Blow-Up Girlfriend

And Lives with his Mother

And writes stupid thing's

To impress his imaginary friends

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Jan Allison November 3, 2019 at 5:11 PM ha ha ha not seen any graffiti in ladies loos for years (and I only go in the gents when the queue for the ladies is out of the door lol) fun poem Christopher the title pulled me in of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx Christopher Flaherty November 3, 2019 at 5:22 PM This 1 was for you Jan Got all steamed up by your poem stripper. Ahhhh so ladies do go in the Men's toilets . Shucks i could have missed out.