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Disgusting Toilet Humour

Ever been in a Public or Club Toilet And read the Graffiti on the Wall's So many Numbers to Ring Providing such a rich variety of thing's For a good time and personal pleaure Finished shook , paused And thought maybe just maybe after few more Shots and Jaeger Bombs It would be a bit of a laugh to give For a good time call Debbie 055 Me Love you long time But then i thought hold on a second I am in the Mens Toilet And if i am not mistaken Debbie does Dallas Is probably an alias and metaphor For # Sad Loser Probably Confuses Finds Childish humour funny Has a Blow-Up Girlfriend And Lives with his Mother And writes stupid thing's To impress his imaginary friends

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Date: 11/3/2019 5:11:00 PM
ha ha ha not seen any graffiti in ladies loos for years (and I only go in the gents when the queue for the ladies is out of the door lol) fun poem Christopher the title pulled me in of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Christopher Flaherty
Date: 11/3/2019 5:22:00 PM
This 1 was for you Jan Got all steamed up by your poem stripper. Ahhhh so ladies do go in the Men's toilets . Shucks i could have missed out.

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