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I Got No Shame

I’ma tell you folks a story
It’s all of it strait true-
It’s my story
‘bout why I’s singin’ the blues…

I awoke on a morning
Bright and shiny, night after the juke
Felt like I been kicked in tha head
And my brain had been nuked

I was rolling to the john to take my morning ’due
When I looked in tha mirr'-
As I do to shave of’n that beard
An I screamed ‘cause there was a girl!
Staring back at me blond pipe curls
Even had some pearls
I screamed and jumped back
As I fell in the toilet swirl!

I got no shame
SHAME
I got no shame 
SHAME

My Mamma yelling at me
Terrance, that bet not be a girl
Not in this house- I ain’t running no hotel
I says “No Mama, , I just had to hurl”
She said Son- “what’d I tell you about this world-”
Mama swearing in the background talking about
Callin the preacher
I hopped out the window
In all Holy Terror and Fear

I got no shame
SHAME
I got no shame
SHAME

Now, I was raised with the bible
But took another path
Follow the way of evil men 
Messing with ev’ry girl that walks past
Guess God done caught up with me
As I stand staring at my breasteses
In this very danged mirror
Where I was always and b'fore
a man for 45 year'!

Cause I had no shame
SHAME
I had no shame
SHAME!

And Lordy I been been framed-
Cause I HAD no shame


( Meant to be used in a 4/4 beat blues riff)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 6/18/2014 11:30:00 PM
hey AMY where are you? Congratulations:)~ Enjoyed, reading every awesome poem on Richard's L, Gender Bender winning list. ... XoX.... LINDA
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Date: 6/18/2014 8:54:00 PM
Stopping back with congratulations...hugs
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Date: 6/18/2014 1:00:00 PM
Amy, Congratulations on your sweet win, awesome Gender Bender win...SKAT
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Date: 6/18/2014 10:08:00 AM
Congratulations on the fine win in the contest Gender Bender,
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Date: 6/18/2014 9:46:00 AM
This was so much fun, congratulations on your win in my contest. So glad you entered it.
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Date: 5/10/2014 3:28:00 AM
Whoa there!!! Ha! Loved this poem!!! Thanks for sharing. Always, Laura
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Date: 5/4/2014 2:27:00 PM
I laughed out loud at this one so funny! Hugs Jan x
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Date: 5/3/2014 8:47:00 AM
I love it Amy very humorous....hugs Tim
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Date: 5/3/2014 8:00:00 AM
I hope you have entered this one in my gender bender contest.
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Amy Green
Date: 5/3/2014 8:05:00 AM
yep
Date: 5/3/2014 7:42:00 AM
Very very funny, witty and strong humor made me laugh , not smile, Amy
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