A Tree's Blog

George and his stupid acorns.
He has no sense of boundaries--
danged things falling on my head.
And Celia. She thinks she's all that
with her new clothes: red, yellow,
green, orange. How passe!
And then Baldy, the coward,
so afraid of winter he went stark
naked even before fall started.
And here come  those helicopters again,
courtesy of Myrtle the maple. 
They get into absolutely everything.
Sometimes I think I'm the only one with
any sense around here. You won't
see MY leaves going all psychedelic
or turning brown or flying helicopters.
Me? I stay green all year round, and 
I don't go dropping leaves and nuts 
all over the place. Sure, I have cones, 
but they're actually more like accessories.
You can use them in arts and crafts 
and as Christmas ornaments,
Speaking of Christmas, what month is it?
November you say? Late November?

Wait! What are you going to do with that ax?
Hey, let's talk about this...   
				8/24/15
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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September 4, 2015 at 6:07 PM
Mary, Congratulations on your "Trees Personified" win.... SKAT
Onclaud Avatar
September 2, 2015 at 12:28 PM
a charming, interetsing write, mary.. sweet congrats and applause on your win.. huggs!
A. Sharma Avatar
August 30, 2015 at 11:45 PM
Very wonderful write Mary! Congrats on awesome win!
Roper Avatar
August 30, 2015 at 8:35 PM
Wonderful description and flowing poem. Congratulations on your win Hugs Eve
Roper Avatar
September 3, 2015 at 6:00 PM
I use to live in Oregon and I miss the beautiful pine trees then of course Christmas arrives and here come all the chainsaws, axes, or saws. I read your poem again and the more I read it the more that pine tree has scence. If I had to be a tree a pine tree I would be. Hugs Eve
Rotman Avatar
September 3, 2015 at 3:43 PM
Eve, you always have so kind words for me, but never be afraid to critique me or tell me what I've done wrong. People here are too nice, lol.
Puddifoot Avatar
August 30, 2015 at 6:12 PM
oh mary, how quirky and cute is this one? so original, absolutely priceless! i loved it, it appealed to the nuttier side of me! what a voice, so funny - well done, congrats on your win! :)
Allison Avatar
August 30, 2015 at 4:54 PM
Love your unique take on the theme Mary many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Fisher Avatar
August 25, 2015 at 6:46 PM
That's a good one. Not nutty at all. Loved the ending and the twist. Good luck in the contest!
Rotman Avatar
August 30, 2015 at 7:57 PM
oy. I guess I am just twisted.
Fisher Avatar
August 25, 2015 at 7:32 PM
Does that mean you're full groan. Sorry, couldn't help that.
Rotman Avatar
August 25, 2015 at 7:21 PM
{groans at pun--nutty} Thank you for your comment, David BTW, I always groan at puns
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