Best Craziest Poems
Below are the all-time best Craziest poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of craziest poems written by PoetrySoup members
Craziest Time At the ZooAlright kiddos, we are enthused
We're headed for the zoo
Hip, hip, hey, hey; we're greatly amused
They did say, to see the usual...
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Categories:
craziest, adventure, animal, crazy, family,
Form:
Narrative
My Craziest ActOnce during those days when I was yet a teen
I chose to be purposefully mean
Sitting face to face with an important man
I behaved as badly...
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Categories:
craziest, anger, celebrity, funny,
Form:
Sonnet
I Will Write the Funniest PoemI will write the funniest poem of all time.
Sorry. It has already been done.
I will write the most romantical poem of all time.
Ditto.
I will write...
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Categories:
craziest, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
Form:
Free verse
Your Face Could Launch a Thousand ShipsHelens face launched a thousand ships
Do you believe she desired a legacy such as this
To be the center of a war
All for a love that...
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Categories:
craziest, crazy, inspiration, love, power,
Form:
Free verse
A Bunch of Tough CookiesSometimes life's a competition of how far we can throw,
Or simply having the greatest mind to win an intelligence show.
Certainly, there is still one thing...
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Categories:
craziest, analogy, cheer up, cute,
Form:
Rhyme
Church Lady CatChurch Lady Cat was a formidable, skinny, ugly wrinkly old crazy thing.
Never showed a smile, and certainly did not cheerfully hymn-sing.
We saw her at church,...
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Categories:
craziest, cat,
Form:
Rhyme
Mad Mad WorldMissing the days
When I was the craziest person I knew
This mad world
Has incredibly gotten madder
Radios TVs blaring panic
Humanity gobbling it up like candy
Social...
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Categories:
craziest, america, change, conflict, death,
Form:
Free verse
Have I Ever Told Youhave I ever told you that... a picture crystallized in my heart~
an evening, mesmerizing starlit sky,
two youngsters ~ ardently absorbed in each other.
you narrated an...
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Categories:
craziest, love, memory,
Form:
Lyric
Give Him Those Extra Meals PleaseMarmoset directs traffic better than monkeys or sloths.
He stands in the highway and walks his feet off.
We have hired other species. but they do not...
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Categories:
craziest, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
The Butterfly Flutters ByJust when the weight on my shoulders feels heaviest;
Just when my world of problems is making me cry;
Just when the crazies around me are at...
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Categories:
craziest, life,
Form:
Rhyme
VideoCraziest thing I've ever done
Making a video just for fun.
Usually all you see is ink
And mull around my words, I think.
Now, I have this video.
So,...
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Categories:
craziest, computer-internet, nature,
Form:
Couplet
Were Going To the Florida KeysWere going to the Florida Keys! Were going to Florida Keys!
As I mentioned we were on our way to the Florida Keys...
it was my...
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Categories:
craziest, father, feelings, fish, fishing,
Form:
Acrostic
StevenHe has the biggest heart.
He enjoys doing things for other people
Just because it’s the right thing to do, and
Knowing he made someone happy makes him...
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Categories:
craziest, addiction, anxiety, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Ophidiphobic Oh OhpowerMiss Milai murmurs many times to me
Ssshhhh! Snake slithers surreptitiously
Between benches beside your bicycle
My craziest carelessness: catastrophic cry
Carrying my carriage, ‘then I cuddle
©2015Leonora Galinta
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Categories:
craziest, funny, nature,
Form:
Alliteration
You'Re My AngelI heard a song,
I studied the picture.
I read the title,
And I remembered you.
The song? It was about a guy,
Who loved a girl
His angel.
His only Sunshine,...
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Categories:
craziest, angel, beauty, love, me,
Form:
Quatrain