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Below are the all-time best Craziest poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of craziest poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Craziest Time At the Zoo
Alright kiddos, we are enthused
  We're headed for the zoo
Hip, hip, hey, hey; we're greatly amused
  They did say, to see the usual...

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Categories: craziest, adventure, animal, crazy, family,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member My Craziest Act
Once during those days when I was yet a teen
I chose to be purposefully mean
Sitting face to face with an important man
I behaved as badly...

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Categories: craziest, anger, celebrity, funny,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member I Will Write the Funniest Poem
I will write the funniest poem of all time.
Sorry. It has already been done.
I will write the most romantical poem of all time.
Ditto.
I will write...

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Categories: craziest, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse
Your Face Could Launch a Thousand Ships
Helens face launched a thousand ships

Do you believe she desired a legacy such as this

To be the center of a war

All for a love that...

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Categories: craziest, crazy, inspiration, love, power,
Form: Free verse
A Bunch of Tough Cookies
Sometimes life's a competition of how far we can throw,
Or simply having the greatest mind to win an intelligence show.
Certainly, there is still one thing...

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Categories: craziest, analogy, cheer up, cute,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Church Lady Cat
Church Lady Cat was a formidable, skinny, ugly wrinkly old crazy thing.
Never showed a smile, and certainly did not cheerfully hymn-sing.
We saw her at church,...

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Categories: craziest, cat,
Form: Rhyme
Mad Mad World
Missing the days
When I was the craziest person I knew 
This mad world 
Has incredibly gotten madder
Radios TVs blaring panic
Humanity gobbling it up like candy
Social...

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Categories: craziest, america, change, conflict, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Have I Ever Told You
have I ever told you that... a picture crystallized in my heart~
an evening, mesmerizing starlit sky, 
two youngsters ~ ardently absorbed in each other.
you narrated an...

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Categories: craziest, love, memory,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Give Him Those Extra Meals Please
Marmoset directs traffic better than monkeys or sloths.
He stands in the highway and walks his feet off.
We have hired other species. but they do not...

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Categories: craziest, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Butterfly Flutters By
Just when the weight on my shoulders feels heaviest;
Just when my world of problems is making me cry;
Just when the crazies around me are at...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: craziest, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Video
Craziest thing I've ever done
Making a video just for fun.

Usually all you see is ink
And mull around my words, I think.

Now, I have this video.
So,...

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Categories: craziest, computer-internet, nature,
Form: Couplet
Were Going To the Florida Keys
Were going to the Florida Keys! Were going to Florida Keys!
As I mentioned we were on our way to the Florida Keys... 
it was my...

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Categories: craziest, father, feelings, fish, fishing,
Form: Acrostic
Steven
He has the biggest heart.

He enjoys doing things for other people

Just because it’s the right thing to do, and

Knowing he made someone happy makes him...

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Categories: craziest, addiction, anxiety, drug,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ophidiphobic Oh Ohpower
Miss Milai murmurs many times to me
Ssshhhh! Snake slithers surreptitiously
Between benches beside your bicycle
My craziest carelessness: catastrophic cry 
Carrying my carriage, ‘then I cuddle



©2015Leonora Galinta
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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: craziest, funny, nature,
Form: Alliteration
You'Re My Angel
I heard a song,
I studied the picture.
I read the title,
And I remembered you.

The song? It was about a guy,
Who loved a girl
His angel.
His only Sunshine,...

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Categories: craziest, angel, beauty, love, me,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Reflection on the Important Things