Best Craziest Poems

Alright kiddos, we are enthused
  We're headed for the zoo
Hip, hip, hey, hey; we're greatly amused
  They did say, to see the usual -- nothing new

'Cos they'd been there on every free day
  too many times, my jaded crew
I'd have to think...

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Once during those days when I was yet a teen
I chose to be purposefully mean
Sitting face to face with an important man
I behaved as badly as a confused hen

If I did open my mouth
It was only to say filth
Stony, I bid my soul to tell...

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I love my wife but she's the world's craziest driver.
She became famous once when she hit Maria Shriver.
When she hit her with her car, Maria went flying through the air.
If you're ever a passenger in her car, you are sure to get scared.
My wife runs...

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I just got home,                                         ...

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I was over at a friend's house 
to watch the superbowl 
with three other friends 2 years ago

Mid-game, he started telling us
about the weirdest dream he ever had
where he jogging on the sidewalk, 
one evening, homebound, 
when a passing car 
honked and pulled up to...

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Scene beneath is utterly true
   Veracious (ridiculous) account
   Told by me from baby eye view,  
    - Utterances she was without 


Eighth day in the cold bright realm, hungry again 
      ...

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Acquiring a new pair of wings I flew into a reputative college to pursue my studies..
focussed on gaining knowledge 
to become an independent girl I thrived, 
Forming fresh set of friend circle sought to explore~ participating in extra- curricular activities.
Walking hurriedly on the loafers lane...

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I stare at you through unfamiliar eyes due to my pride 
I won't let my heart interfere with my minds
                         ...

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Craziest Time at the Time of Spilled Soup

I spilled a bowl of vegetable soup – 
 Slipped on the shiny waxed floor;
The scene I saw made my muse utter expletives – 
 Fainting in horror at the kitchen door.

Choruses of carrots crushed on the curtains
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It was mid-April yet felt like December
we tramped a rocky trail in the Himalayas,
our footsteps echoed in the enchanting valley
under the blanket of warm twinkling stars.

Snow-clad peaks seemed closer than ever
as we walked hand in hand, a few strangers,
we'd found each other in our intriguing...

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I’m having the craziest time in the Soup
I never knew how perilous that it could be.
But since I landed here loopity-loop,
I’ve felt like the chicken of some really weird sea.

It sure looked delicious the first time that I flew
over the attractive bowl, so that’s why...

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Craziest Time in Amphan 
                      
      Forecast of cyclone Amphan alarmed us.
       Doors-windows...

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We had the craziest time in Istanbul
We were stuck for three months during
the ongoing Pandemic
The bustling city lost it’s rhythm and rhyme
Like a heart that misses a beat one day at that time
The streets grew empty the Café’s were shut
The people were few and the...

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A true story:

Boarded our boat, four of us — one was Gilligan. Map in hand, did we understand?  Enough to sail to the jewelry store! Ahh...a ceramic necklace and matching earrings ~ black and white heaven of St. Maarten. Sleepy eateries closed.

quarter of orleans
weather’s...

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Craziest Time under the sun
A heart melting for lost love
Dreams losing their passion
Promises broken to pieces
Inspiration without enthusiasm
~
Craziest time under the sun
Vivid hues of discouragement
Breaking into the mind who sees
Visions of painful memories
Loss of hope and freedom to believe
~
Craziest time under the sun
Horrid feelings of...

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