Best Cookery Poems

Cookery Programs 

Chunky fists hit the kitchen sink...hard
 on every TV channel.
So manly they are we are not queers 
but 100% men,
no flowery aprons for...

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My imaginary resturant is painted sky blue.
Please enter, let me entertain you.

There is soft music playing.
The kind I hope will get you swaying.

Each table has...

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Man in Kitchen

So this is it, this place I’ve never been
I wander in and find it’s kept pristine
So this is where she disappears
And later on...

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I endured burnt offerings at the table -
A meal ‘cooked’ by my mother in law
If I hadn’t been married her lovely son
I’d have walked straight...

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I missed the meals mama used to cook 
Her recipes were not in the cookery book 
Mama was just more of a kitchen queen 
She's...

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If I want to spell a word I get my dictionary
Others use their I-phone

If I want to know the time I look at my watch
Others...

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I have found the perfect solutions
For all those New Year’s resolutions

A friend recommended trying the see food diet
You eat everything in sight – oh I...

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the sink drips of your tears and shines with your sweat
it cleanses our homestead and centres the kitchen cheers
it smells of your cookery delights
of every...

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Come on Babe
I am sat here at home all alone
With the T.V on that channel you know we both like
And I have a tin of...

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We’re watching Saturday
Morning cookery
On TV; wide-eyed
Amateurs impressing
Mock-military judges
With parcels and fools
And baskets and coulis
And ganaches and jus.
My wife likes a recipe
And asks me to record
It...

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IRONING

Years of ironing starched shirt collars
for my father and the aprons
we wore for cookery class in school,
gave a polished surface to the clothes iron.

The end...

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Morning

The Innkeeper checked his watch once again 
Hoping the chef's feelings weren't hurt.
The last time they were, he arrived two hours late
And then left, serving...

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Surely this will come as no shock,
But it makes me so happy 
When I think of your cooking,
I just imagine it and I start to...

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Thank you God for this bountiful
Harvest,  we gather together for
Another year of cookery and devotion, to
Nourish our bodies and our souls, while
Kindred spirits convey...

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"The Blue Book of Cookery", was propped by two rolls of duck tape.
The library number viable on its binding.
A Fed-x box contained the "Cava" wine,...

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