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Man In Kitchen

Man in Kitchen So this is it, this place I’ve never been I wander in and find it’s kept pristine So this is where she disappears And later on the food appears Ah well! I’ll have to do my best I think I’ll try that chicken breast All I have to do right now Is figure out the where and how Unsuccessful, heaven knows Why these things come all froze But of one thing now I’m sure There’s nothing for me in that drawer Boiled potatoes, that sounds nice Maybe with a pan of rice Doors are banging, pans are flying She can’t say that I’m not trying, hah How much rice should I whack in Sod it, shove the whole pack in In the pan the waters pouring This cookery I’m am so exploring Pans are bubbling, all seems well I’m creating such sweet smell Now I see the rice exploding And potatoes are imploding This is harder than I thought An easy meal I tried to sort All my efforts are now gloop So think I’ll fill on poetrysoup Later on that night she says Lets move the earth in many ways Sorry dear, tonight no quakes I have one of your headaches Richard D Seal 11 March 2013

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Date: 7/24/2020 4:00:00 PM
so why not more poems like this one again? A classic from you!!
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Date: 4/5/2017 1:13:00 AM
Enjoyed this couplet...could see the whole scene!! Wonderful write,Richard
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Date: 4/3/2017 2:58:00 PM
Oh this is delightful! Your wonderful words bring us into the kitchen with you, cheering for your success, then grabbing our hair exclaiming 'oh no...lol :-) The last two verses are 'golden'. Excellent creative writing, so fun to read. Congratulations on the feature placement :-) lynn
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Date: 1/2/2014 9:11:00 PM
This is so fun and made me smile as I could just picture the scene...congratulations on your win
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Date: 12/26/2013 12:52:00 AM
Congrats on your win...that is my fantasy...to have my husband wanting to be in the kitchen,,,,cooking. this is so fun....enjoyed evry little bite. SuZ
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Richard D Seal
Date: 12/26/2013 6:43:00 PM
Hi Suz thanks for dropping by and good luck with your fantasy haha
Date: 12/25/2013 11:34:00 PM
I just love your humor and I remember this one from before. BIG congrats. Great seeing it again.
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Richard D Seal
Date: 12/26/2013 6:41:00 PM
Thanks Petal, I must be miles behind in all the congrats I owe you lol, I'm always on catch up in here
Date: 12/24/2013 6:13:00 PM
Congrad's on your win. Happy Christmas Eve. Light & Love
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Richard D Seal
Date: 12/26/2013 6:40:00 PM
Hi Debbie, thank you, I'm daring to say I hope to get round more poets in the new year, time allowing
Date: 12/24/2013 8:42:00 AM
Big congrats to you on your win! Merry Xmas in advance!!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 12/26/2013 6:38:00 PM
Ayup AO, thanks a lot, hope you had a great Christmas
Date: 12/24/2013 12:20:00 AM
Enjoyed your beautiful write on a portrait of a poet and congratulations on the win, Richard
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Richard D Seal
Date: 12/26/2013 6:34:00 PM
Thanks Doc, pleased you enjoyed
Date: 12/23/2013 9:26:00 PM
You kill me every time, congratulations Richard!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 12/26/2013 6:29:00 PM
Thanks Rick I do my best lol
Date: 5/1/2013 5:37:00 PM
LOL, Richard, i like the comment you left on a new poets name Alyssa Tillmon, I'm thinking of changing my name... To " POETIC DESIRES" <<<----- that way my initials will stay~ PD... he he he... xox~ Linda
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Richard D Seal
Date: 5/1/2013 6:32:00 PM
You can't change your name, as much as 'Poetic Desires' suits you, that battle axe...... ooooops battleship name is just brilliant lol
Date: 4/29/2013 12:26:00 AM
The only thing I know how to make is fried noodles (insta-noodles mind you). That is so utterly simple to make, even a novice like me can make it. This was funny and shows deep respect for the things your loved ones do for you. It ain't always easy as pie (especially when pies require cooking... haha... couldn't resist).
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Date: 4/28/2013 7:26:00 PM
Hi Richard, I'd seen a possum today. LOL, and the only reason i tell you..it's cause I was around my brothers, who said... Lets kill it and cook it... ha ha..Yes one for man in the kitchen... xox~ Linda
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Date: 4/24/2013 7:34:00 PM
Hello Richard, congratulations with your poem on Andrea's, favorite list. always~ Linda
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Date: 4/23/2013 4:44:00 PM
Great work honored in Andrea's favs..Congrats..Sara
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Date: 4/13/2013 7:48:00 AM
If I have another Fave contest, please don't forget to enter this one. I don't think I am seeing it in my current contest.
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Date: 4/4/2013 6:17:00 PM
Okay, once upon a time. My fiance was hungry. I was lazy, therefore he had to learn how to cook if he wanted to eat food that was not TV dinners. LOL, so their I made a cook out of him..... :-) ok that was a joke. I have a restaurant. In my restaurant is where I showed my fiance how to cook. Now, he out cooked me. Guess what it was all part of the plan. muahhahaha (evil-grin) 5 years later he hasn't gotten a meal out of me unless it's fast food. LOL.... xox~ PD
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Date: 4/4/2013 11:09:00 AM
LOL, loving this one again.... sadly women should not be giving men headaches... and men should stay out of the kitchen... however I know plenty of men cooks around here.. or should I say I can turn any man into a cook.... he he he.... I dare you to ask how can I turn a man into a cook? :-) Linda
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Date: 4/2/2013 10:39:00 PM
I am very glad to see this won. Congratulations. It was a fave for me!!
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Date: 3/27/2013 7:26:00 PM
This sounds like such an adventure and you are certainly kitchen-challenged but very entertaining.
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Date: 3/23/2013 2:44:00 PM
I can't but laugh...congrats on your win~A.O
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Date: 3/20/2013 2:56:00 PM
Well done, Rich. Congrats, Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 3/20/2013 1:27:00 PM
This is funny, I did laugh Jen.
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Date: 3/20/2013 9:52:00 AM
So funny Richard...congratulations ...Donna
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Date: 3/20/2013 5:01:00 AM
Loved this one. Lol, congratulations Richard. Well deserved. Warm Smiles, Connie
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