Cookery Poems - Poems about Cookery

Disana Magluto is our good cook Who writes recipe in our kitchen nook With some herbal condiments Trying all things different She will write her first fictional cookbook June 4, 2022 8.23am PS Syllable Counter Syllables Per Line: 10 10 7 7 10...

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It’s Christmas day Hip hip hooray With festive cheer And our family here The feast begins Amidst all our grins Crackers pulled, mottos read Fancy hats upon each head With turkey eaten We’ll not be beaten Enter the flaming pud Which looks so good But whence it came? This pudding of fame ‘Twas a Roman cook Where first we look Making pottage of meat and veg Placing in readiness on a window...

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Morning The Innkeeper checked his watch once again Hoping the chef's feelings weren't hurt. The last time they were, he arrived two hours late And then left, serving just his dessert. Sadly the chef, on this day of all days Turned up filthy, flies open and drunk. A black cat meowed as the chef stumbled in; He was unkempt and cursing and...

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Here's an ode to make us laugh, Boomers resilient to the last, Survived high school in the sixties, Where we learnt cookery, Girls did not have dicks, Couldn't do woodwork, over it! Instead, made a pudding of suet, Fat, fat, fat, eating to rue it!...

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Spirit and flesh have been boiling together. Years of smutch, and oily reduction, and each day a thin scum to be skimmed. A job for a Chef de Cuisine, a kitchen phantom who though never seen, has been keeping the suspension from separating, the pot from thickening too much with a pinch of this and that. I...

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Alas! At last must all be devour'd! Still won't this brew- fate's bowels favor'd....

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Cookery Programs Chunky fists hit the kitchen sink...hard on every TV channel. So manly they are we are not queers but 100% men, no flowery aprons for us. Cooking was what women did before, but no more, now you get the Sunday roast with added aggression and swearing. The kitchen has been turned into a battle field of...

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