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Mcdonald's Only Serve Sausage and Egg Mcmuffins Up Until Half Past Ten

We’re watching Saturday Morning cookery On TV; wide-eyed Amateurs impressing Mock-military judges With parcels and fools And baskets and coulis And ganaches and jus. My wife likes a recipe And asks me to record It for posterity and for dinner. But I couldn’t care less About eggs julienne Because it’s coming up To half past ten And my head is screaming “Run for the muffin! Run for the muffin!”

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Verlena S. Walker

Date: 3/2/2014 5:04:00 AM

Good humor Alex is always well said poetically... Verlena

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

Date: 3/1/2014 1:48:00 PM

Hmm a scrumptious poem. A wry look n a watering mouth that u garnish it with, ah wow! Enjoyd yor cookry show. Pls review my latest poem too.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/26/2014 7:41:00 PM

oh I love it: run for the muffin. You know you can make those at your home!! You butter muffins sliced in half and get them toasty in the oven and then fry some eggs and crisp bacon as you are melting cheese on the muffins in the oven. Put it all together. YUM.

Alex Frankel
Date: 2/27/2014 3:55:00 AM

Hi Andrea, thanks. Sounds tasty!! Wish modern technology allowed us to send muffins over the internet ... :)

Jan Allison

Date: 2/25/2014 1:07:00 PM

made me giggle and head for the cookery book. I'd personally run the other way from Mcdonalds and the thought of a mcmuffin but each to their own. (and its 15 miles away to get there lol) Happy reading and writing Jan

Alex Frankel
Date: 2/25/2014 1:23:00 PM

Hi Jan - thanks for reading!! Yes they're pretty horrible things really ... but unfortunately Ronald got me at a tender age and now it's hard to shake the habit :)