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Best Condoms Poems

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Buying Condoms
BUYING CONDOMS

I was desperate to buy me some condoms
On a Wednesday morning in June
My girlfriend had made me a promise
And we were meeting up that...

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© Jim Bates  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: condoms, humor, humorous,
Form: Quatrain



Drowning In a Box of Condoms
I'm a virgin. 
 Yet I'm a peer educator 
  I teach people about sex
    and how to put on the...

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Categories: condoms, angst, confusion, life, loss,
Form: Free verse
The Voice of Despair
Triangles of half-open doors
Reveal all the truth that is hidden:
Just condoms and cans on the floor,
Black papers with verses, forbidden -
Unfinished remakes of the song,
Deprived...

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Categories: condoms, life, on writing and
Form: Rhyme
The Ann Summers Alphabet
A is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms 
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for...

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Categories: condoms, funny,
Form: ABC
Lust Versus Love
We forget lessons learnt in moments of bliss. 
Our minds wiped clean with a passionate kiss. 
To attain something called love we take a risk.
You...

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Categories: condoms, philosophy, love, lust,
Form: Free verse



If Shoelaces Sang Little Rich Town Blues
Not in tea leaves, in shoelaces tie existence--their harsh and meshing material
bound, tethered, undone with a gentle pull. 
 
The bunny ears
and clumsy fingers bouncing...

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© Collin Lam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: condoms, home, old, lost, lost,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Away At the Drug Store - Bawdy - Awarded Potd
Away at the drug store
no condoms I see 
I need some protection
to stop pregnancy

My girlfriend’s so horny
wants sex night and day
I’d never refuse her
a roll...

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Categories: condoms, body, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Playing Guitar In the Rain
I’m too old to live out these songs I sing.
There has been too much pumped into these veins.
But if you remember how I was back...

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Categories: condoms, poetry,
Form: Lyric
Risky Behavior Unprotected Sex
HIV has been around for a while,
	you have unprotected sex like it’s going out of style.
	Eventually you are going to get stuck,
	you’ll play Russian Roulette...

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Categories: condoms, education, children, hope, people,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Teacher Creatures
I only learned one thing in school
And that was how to fight
The teachers were always so good at it
And they were always right.

One teacher was...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: condoms, humor, school, planet,
Form: Free verse
Hiv
HIV they say that's your name 
So who's the blame 
Who created this awful name 
Your weak to me can't you see 
You'll never be...

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Categories: condoms, life, peace, sad, me,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member I Open My Eyes To See
I feel like 
I am all alone in this world 
with eyes
watching my every move

you might think that 
I was paranoid 
but every time I...

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Categories: condoms, crazy, fun, funny, irony,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Snake Oil Free Speech
Snake Oil Free Speech
          by Odin Roark

Listen close
Here’s what’s going to happen

This is where the rubber...

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© Odin Roark  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: condoms, metaphor,
Form: Free verse
Teen Pregnancy 4: the Cradle Robbers
Teen boys are always getting teen girls pregnant, but older men, impregnating underage girls? When will teen pregnancy stop? It seems that these underage girls...

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Categories: condoms, family, father, mother, on
Form: Epic
Premium Member Gotta Do It
Summer night, scared stiff
Trying to pay for condoms
With a rubber check...

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© Rollo West  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: condoms, funny, love,
Form: Haiku
Book: Reflection on the Important Things