Best Clause Poems

It's only October but I'm in despair
So I'm writing to old St Nick
My feet are up no care for my hair
In bedroom feeling quite sea sick

I know I'm very blessed today
Even if it's normal pink pain
Years roll on like a test of faith
I STILL bleed...

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Whom is this man known as Santa Clause,
Or as old Kris Kringle, a historical
Character of world renowned.
Legends white bearded jolly elf, whom carries
The true loving spirit, of Christmas within
Himself.
The patron saint of children, a toy maker,
With a red and white sack, hanging over
The elderly gentleman’s...

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Main Clause Santa Claus
His mates- Subordinate Clause
His North Polish Nationality- Noun Clause
Interested in empty stocking-Adjective Clause

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December 11, 2014
Form: Clerihew
Tenth...

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On Cristmas Eve, comes Santa Clause,
stuffing tons of cookies in his jaws.
It's no wonder he's Jolly and fat;
I would be too, if I ate like that....

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The reason for this post Christmas fax
Knowing Santa needs most to relax
After eating my fudge
He thought I had a grudge
To sneak him four ounces of ex lax

But was all a very sad mistake
Later to him regrets I will make
Rich food so delicious
Can be most pernicious
It...

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FEAR NOT THE CLAUSE

There is no cause to fear the clause
It has no teeth, has no sharp claws
Though analysis may give you pause
Dissect it, then you’ll be the one to dictate

It has a subject, and predicate
But a usual function subordinate
It does neither state nor interrogate
It's...

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That Santa Clause with his Big Belly
He only laughing at all ah we,
With all his HO HO HO
As if I don't know,
That all the stores want is we money.


He thinks it's a joke, I tell you so
Him and his Wife and Elves do know,
And the...

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A Grandfather Clause

Maybe about President should take a pause
Bernie thinks there is a Grandfather Clause
That will enable you to run for President
Who from do we have to receive consent?

For President will some people make a bid?
Odd person out and you they all forbid
And with you...

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There once was a man with a long white beard
and people looked at him as though he were weird
He wore a big red suit all around town
but was happy and gay for no one could bring him down.

He traveled all across the sea worldwide
with his...

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>>1111>>SOLUTION WITHIN THE CLAUSE<<1111<<

Quincy Mac on the attack with subatomic force,
The writing I write may come from an external source,
I sit back mindful and relaxed keeping me and myself on track,
Never crack under pressure and have no remorse, 
With my purposeful life taking its natural...

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After their work at the North Pole was done, 
Santa Claus and Frosty wanted some fun. 
Off to downtown they did go 
to take in a Disney Show. 
Santa called out the reindeer one by one.

Candy, popcorn, and drinks they did partake. 
At intermission -...

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MEMO FROM SANTA,
THERE WILL BE NO CHRISTMAS THIS COMING SEASON..
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO KNOW MY WHOLE REASON.
EVERY YEAR I GET THIS CHRISTMAS LIST.
THE MORE I READ IT THE MORE IT GIVES ME FITS.
I WORK ALL YEAR MAKING CKRISTMAS TOYS FOR ALL THOSE LITTLE GIRLS
AND...

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Catalyst that gold doubloom;
Careful, with a clause conquered;
I rebuild what I consume;
I came, I clawed, I conjured;
Savage and soft specks subsume,
potent potion passed and poured;
Dare to cross and drown in doom....

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She wakes this morning
Got along day ahead
She’s making sandwiches 
Hot soup and garlic bread

She love to feed the homeless
She sees on the street
She will drive around the city
To give them something to eat

She goes to the hospital
She love to helps the elderly
She always volunteers 
To...

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Santa Claus is busy in a Mall
But he will need YOUR help after all
To help meet his goal
Send one lump of coal
So Donald Trump can build his own wall

*SOS= "Save Our Sleigh"...

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