Dear Mrs Clause

The reason for this post Christmas fax
Knowing Santa needs most to relax
After eating my fudge
He thought I had a grudge
To sneak him four ounces of ex lax

But was all a very sad mistake
Later to him regrets I will make
Rich food so delicious
Can be most pernicious
It was there for my relief to take.

©  25 Dec 2010  Charles Henderson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Fisher Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 4:28 PM
That's funny. I guess Santa was running a little late after that.
Mehta Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 5:08 AM
Light humor, enjoyed it, Charles
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