Best Chug Poems

Metallic city howls like a wounded animal
scraped by nocturnal vigils
of grandchildren and elders
emaciated like tuberculosis lungs
gasping from chug-chugs of tobacco soot...
and the face of a...

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In nineteen forty four on the third of September
Is a date in my mind that I'll always remember
It was the date of the last train...

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Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug – 
no matter the fly in our
President's mug, the bug in 
his thinking...my reflecting on
his ailing brain, and it's obvious
volume shrinking:

Those mindless, confusing...

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These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous.  If you would like to add one of your own...

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you course in my veins with prurience, wild
          immersing my marrow in urge, recompiled
  ...

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What does crazy look like


I was asked once, what was my biggest fear.

"To be left walking alone barefoot and homeless punching myself in the head"
I...

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I wish I had a train so I could be where I want to be
I wish I had a train so I could see who...

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Covered in Clovers



With a green pen I scratch out this holiday cheer,
  as I chug down another pint of Guinness Green Beer.

  ...

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It's three in the morning
And I was awakened by 
An extreme thirst. In the night
It's hard to tell just how thirsty
You really are. It's not...

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One big boom reverberates,
we shelter 'neath the railway bridge,
the swirling wind ensures we get a soaking anyway.
The Croal is roaring well above the watermark,
the nature...

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Not-So-Heroic Couplets
by Donald Trump
care of Michael R. Burch 

To outfox the pox: 
kill yourself first, with Clorox!

And since death is the goal, 
mainline Lysol! 

No...

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Have you had enough?
Have you ever thought you’d had enough?
When days grow dark and life gets tough

Took some tablets, and a few more?
Treating life like...

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Why; Hello Colin good morning mate
Son, there is no accent in hands of fate

Throw out the tea and chug the beer
Then I bet you find...

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Turn
 the air
 on high. Wear
 shorts. Lose the shoes.
 Watch the weather news
 while praying for showers.
 Wilt like the plants and flowers.
 Mow...

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Drinking drugging, chug a lugging,
Cruising down the poncy street,
Drunk a 40 cats a hugging,
Look out 4 this ***** on heat,

Brain a thumpin, blood a pumping,
Dogs...

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