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Drinking Drugging

Drinking drugging, chug a lugging, Cruising down the poncy street, Drunk a 40 cats a hugging, Look out 4 this ***** on heat, Brain a thumpin, blood a pumping, Dogs a humping, jelly beans to eat, Cant get me car outa park, So brain dead I cannot speak, Flashing forth in me v6, On the footpath, sometimes creep, Uh oh downed a letter box , Postie he will surely freak, Blue lights flashing, they in fashion? Sirens blaring, dodge concrete, Off the walls it seems I’m bashing, Police-e-man I’m yet to meet…

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 8/21/2012 11:07:00 AM
Yeow! Not good to drink and drive, Don.:) Comic relief on the go here! Thanks for sharing this humourously witty ballad.:)) Best wishes! love, Mikki
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Date: 8/20/2012 6:22:00 PM
I hope this isn't an occurrence that you have been through my friend! What a fantastic write you have written here Don! I love the "Police-e-man I'm yet to meet..." line, a grandiose piece that one is! You have a fabulous poem here, Great Work!!
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Don Johnson
Date: 8/21/2012 3:49:00 AM
just a few lunatics driving drunk down here under...so i wrote a comment in the Ipswich Times where others were going crook about it....:)
Date: 8/20/2012 5:40:00 PM
Lol Great piece with smiles. Michael
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Date: 8/20/2012 5:14:00 PM
your a riot.. I love your sense of humor.. cory
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Date: 8/20/2012 5:13:00 PM
Hahaha, you chug-a-lugger, you!! I haven't read a laugh-a-line funny poem in a while. I loved this. Sorry, Don, I'm stealing this one. It's going straight to my fave box. :)
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