Don Johnson Poet Ballad

Drinking Drugging

Drinking drugging, chug a lugging,
Cruising down the poncy street,
Drunk a 40 cats a hugging,
Look out 4 this ***** on heat,

Brain a thumpin, blood a pumping,
Dogs a humping, jelly beans to eat,
Cant get me car outa park,
So brain dead I cannot speak, 

Flashing forth in me v6, 
On the footpath, sometimes creep,
Uh oh downed a letter box ,
Postie he will surely freak,

Blue lights flashing, they in fashion?
Sirens blaring, dodge concrete,
Off the walls it seems I’m bashing,
Police-e-man I’m yet to meet…

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Michelle Mac Donald August 21, 2012 at 11:07 AM Yeow! Not good to drink and drive, Don.:) Comic relief on the go here! Thanks for sharing this humourously witty ballad.:)) Best wishes! love, Mikki

Russell Sivey August 20, 2012 at 6:22 PM I hope this isn't an occurrence that you have been through my friend! What a fantastic write you have written here Don! I love the "Police-e-man I'm yet to meet..." line, a grandiose piece that one is! You have a fabulous poem here, Great Work!! Don Johnson August 21, 2012 at 3:49 AM just a few lunatics driving drunk down here under...so i wrote a comment in the Ipswich Times where others were going crook about it....:)

Michael J. Falotico August 20, 2012 at 5:40 PM Lol Great piece with smiles. Michael

Cory Long August 20, 2012 at 5:14 PM your a riot.. I love your sense of humor.. cory

Delysia Hendricks August 20, 2012 at 5:13 PM Hahaha, you chug-a-lugger, you!! I haven't read a laugh-a-line funny poem in a while. I loved this. Sorry, Don, I'm stealing this one. It's going straight to my fave box. :)