Best Bumming Poems


Premium Member In the Shadows

I spy you standing in the shadows cast
by a flashing neon sign, bumming a smoke,
with your nose dripping as it does on coke;
your pale skin and red hair in sharp contrast.
And you're ogled by shady men you've asked 
for a smoke, even some hippy type bloke
who tries to convince you to take a toke.
You didn't recognize me as I passed.

Like a silhouette inked by the darkness,
you are framed by flashing colored lights,
and so drunk, three times you had to hurl.
This alley holds an aura of starkness
and although I know all about your rights,
I won't walk away; you're my baby girl!


(Italian Sonnet)


8/8/2018

Premium Member Seagulls Take Flight

Seagulls Take Flight 


Rose strolled alone on a warm sandy beach

as salty sea foamy waves crept to reach

net her toes as the wind rose 

She Jump from getting wet toes 

instead fell back on her butt with a screech



Beach bumming seagulls came flying around 

while Rose sat embarrassed on the wet ground

Plop! Whitewash flopped on her head

then up to the air they fled 

flapping, squawking, with snapping hungry sounds


4/27/2017
© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Slam of the Year

New Free Verse -YEAR
 
We are all gathered here
For what it's worth
It won't hurt
Let's just call this Free Verse
Dust off some dirt
Convert in my converse
My mini blue jean skirt
Topless with no shirt
 
Rocking & rolling
Bodies crashing 
Everybody's growling
I am just laughing
While (TPS) keeps on scoring
They keep on graphing
Overrun by their staffing
Pulling and strolling
What they got cooking & dashing
 
Noising up this summer
Crashing up my hummer
Bashing heads like a hammer
In and out like a plumber
Pounding bodies of armor
Jot down like a drummer
Moshing up this poetry pit
P.D. Came and took the glamour
Then the Soup turned around 
Slammed us- out of a form
Chopping my grammar 
This new free verse bumming form

By: P.D.


Premium Member The Fighter

For most of his 
Bumming around days
He was lost 
In dead end jobs
Once in the gym
He became a silhouette of youth
Weaving like a cobra
Slipping
Countering
Learning how to hook
Footwork and poise
A moving target
Possessing  speed
And brutal power
Waiting
To connect
On
Flesh and bone.

All his life
He searched for what was missing
His dream
Was to be champion
Months
Years of solitary training
Was the price he gladly paid.

The ring waited
Patiently
Knowing that he lived for the moment
When all was a blur
Of sudden activity
Moving shadows
And the roar of the crowd.
 
Years go by
Another decade
Another time
The city moves on
In a singular rhythm all its own
For him
Time now stands still
In a quiet place
Of warm sunlight
Streaming through an open window
A place of
Old fight posters
And faded photographs.

He won a title
Had good times
Some laughs
Traveled with an entourage
Met the famous
Parties came and went
And so did his money.

Holding the yellowed clipping
The old thrill
Returned 
He felt strong again
The bright lights were on 
The roar of the crowd
Was louder than he ever remembered
The smart money and the ladies were in front
All eyes on him
Bobbing and weaving in the empty gym
He stopped to catch his breathe
Raising his hands in triumph
He knew that in the bottom of his gut
No matter what anyone said or did
In the ring
He had fought and lived like a champion.

Premium Member The Function of Each Body Part

Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair was meant for brushing
Cheeks were meant for blushing

Minds were for manipulating
Knees were meant for kneeling
Bums were meant for bumming around
Thoughts for disagreeing

Feet were meant for walking
Palms were for reading the future
Toes were meant for counting
Common sense is for avoiding bloopers

Tongues were meant for wagging
Sores were meant for rubbing
Eyebrows were meant for raising
But hearts my very very good friends

Hearts were meant for loving

Ode To An Orphan Outcast

A tiny runt who cannot run,
mom kicked me out because I limp.
The big dogs call me dumb, a gimp,
off-beat orphan, claimed by no one.

A Mowgli bumming all around,
Where is that warmer welcome mat?
there sits Bagheera, mama cat;
a foundling's hope perhaps is found.

She takes me in with her own kits;
they share and care for me at last.
Not long and I forget my past;
my name escapes the dog obits.

October 5, 2020

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Contest:  In Praise of the Ode
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Premium Member Eating Bonbons and Ogling Ladies All Day

Think I'm just gonna bum around today
If you don't mind that old expression
Literally, I'm gonna goof off and waste time
Feeling lazy in a state of vegetation

These days are happening a lot more often
Became a senior, then suddenly plonk
Maybe it's because of my afternoon naps
I watch the tube and then zonk

Need to get active like the good old days
A whipper snapper all full of beans
The world was my oyster, yuck I hated oysters
Wearing skin tight faded blue jeans

Love bumming around, it's good for the soul
It also puts hair on your chest
Now ladies, I really love nice smooth boobies
So ya better stay active I suggest

Phew! Got quite hot and bothered for a bit
At my age, better cool it I'd say
Gonna goof off, waste time, vegetate for a bit
Eating bonbons, ogling ladies all day!

© Jack Ellison 2013

The Government's Poor

The Government's poor depressing me.
Depressing me with looks.
Their lack of spirit just angers me.
My happiness gone to crooks.

They're vagrants at the corner stop
with cardboard signs in hand.
And begging for my money saved
that I'm more shamed than grand.

The government's pets surrounding me
on leashes made of shame.
When passing me out on the street
have made me feel some blame.

They're bumming things from everyone
and never seem to rest.
And still I'm saying no to them:
to every governed pest.

They're gathered 'round the city shelters.
Huddled into groups.
Confused as to just where to stand:
desperate longing snoops.

They're smiling with their wretched teeth.
Neglected broken smiles.
They haunt me like it's Halloween
and dare me with their guile.

I brace myself for more to come:
the government's poor collection.
In truth I must concede to them
as government forced inflection.

Now, I myself can see in them
the need for preservation
To keep the price of housing down
and save from reservation.

But truly; I can speak my mind
and make my money count.
While government's poor are scaring me
and I as soon surmount.

By chance I swear to knowing them:
my soul a governed roam.
That one day I'll redeem in them
the poor that I call home.

Premium Member All of Our Body Parts

Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for enfolding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair was meant for brushing
Cheeks were meant for blushing

Minds were for manipulating
Knees were meant for kneeling
Bums were meant for bumming around
Thoughts for disagreeing

Feet were meant for walking
Palms were for reading the future
Toes were meant for counting
Common sense is for avoiding bloopers

Tongues were meant for wagging
Sores were meant for rubbing
Eyebrows were meant for raising
But hearts my very very good friends

Hearts were meant for loving

Premium Member Cycling During Lockdown

Long ago duriong my childhood Hon'ble M.L.A.s attended state assembly riding bicycles.

Officers of the govt departmens and staffs attended their offices
riding bicycles.

Policemen in groups went riding bicycles to arrest roadside gamblers.
If caught they were taken to police station on bicycles.

At school our Headmaster, teachers and staff came on bicycles,
some on foot.
As for the students most parents did not allow them to wear long pants nor use bicycles till they clear H.S.L.C. exam.
So they went to schools on foot most of them for miles.

At the college principal, lecturers, staff and studens came riding bicycles.
There were long bicycle sheds in the campus.

But today a few people use bicycles
and on the roads and market places bicycle users are looked down
as poor and starving people

But I dont shed my old habit of riding bicycle
often bumming miles in the countryside.

During the coronavirus lockdown time and again I came out
of the confinement at my home initially with timidity
pedaling my bicycle wearing a protective mask.
Although on the road police stopped the four wheelers, auto rickshaws
and power driven bikes, detained the drivers
or made them turn back non of them stopped me
as they thought bicycle users harmless.
So during lockdown often I pedaled my bicycle to the foot of lonesome
Nongmaijing hill
enjoying the scenary and gentle breeze there,
looking at the egrets flying in the sky and landing on the barren rice fields,
taking snaps of the countryside with my smartphone.

I returned home everytime regaled
without any fear of getting infection with coronavirus
nor police stopping me on the way.

Grip the Grifter


There’s a high-class hobo drifter
bumming rides throughout the land
Grip the Grifter ... 
watch it society women, don’t shake his hand!
If Grip get a hold of your purse money,
he ain’t letting go
Grip talks fast
Grip remembers slow
Yesterday to him
was a glacial year ago
Grip walks with a fake limp
Grip give promises like an honest pimp
Grifter Grip talk green acres all the time;
pie-in-the-sky, milk and honey sunshine
Grip sez he gon set you up nicely:
steaks and bourbon, satin and lace
But, he always seems to need a ten spot from you,
and a ride to his other place
Grip gon spin it good and long,
sing that “hey, my brother” unity song
Grip always gon keep the details short,
tell you his inside woman was a mole,
so he had to abort
And the investment money 
never made it out the safety deposit box womb
But, that’s alright, Grip sez: 
he’s gon double your return with interest, real soon
Just front him another Benjamin 
to help defray the lease rent
With a hand held out, Grip vows
it's only a temporary cash flow pinch
Con has such a peculiar liquidity stench
Grip loves froggy jumping into defraud waters
Sly licking himself, the Grifter sez
with a lewd lip bent and lurid tongue intent:
“Every sucker needs a good grifter devil sent”

Premium Member Hearts Were Meant For Loving

Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for folding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair was meant for brushing
Cheeks were meant for blushing

Minds were for manipulating
Knees were meant for kneeling
Bums for bumming around
Thoughts for disagreeing

Feet were meant for walking
Palms were for reading the future
Toes were meant for counting
Common sense to avoid bloopers

Tongues were meant for wagging
Sores were meant for rubbing
Eyebrows were meant for raising
But hearts my very good friends

Hearts were meant for loving

Merry Go Round of Pain

Merry-go-round of pain
is driving me insane

people call me lazy
I just say its crazy

at times I hurt like hell
but hardly to I yell

it came with age
life turn the page

I knew it was coming
never am I bumming

writing comforts my soul
as I'm healing skull

Dialect Tickle Matt Arial Hiz Im 1st Sentence

Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, 
Harpo, Groucho, and Chico), whose 
acts (along Seuss iz Zacks Fifth 
Avenue) brought generations of 
laughter to Vaudeville, and then 
the Silver Screen adlibbed, linkedin, 
and ransacked skits zoid material 
Bing very loosely based on his best 
known writings (Oh Pee Yet Of The 

Masses) by Karl Marx (no relation 
to Bros Grin), and Friedrich Engels 
whar they whiz instrumental qua 
Cingular Capitalone political philosophy 
paradigm as spit, and (shoe) shining, 
seducing, and salivating players trans

formed Msn Netzero Linkedin Petsmart 
Aleck outlook and pinterest, when their 
collective insight did cents how masses 
(i.e. bourgeois) took a rakish (otherwise) 
up standing Norwegian bachelor farmer 
for comic relief to break monotony of 
agrarian obligations, and serve up one
 
heaping healthy portion per production, 
sans whatever whims would crop 
up by infusing thespian showdown 
incorporating commune nic cache shun 
(disproportionate) app peals studded terrain 
with locked havens avast re shtetl ment. 

Hoi Polloi re: common folk in sore need 
of distraction and belief in a brighter side 
of life, than saliva dehydrating brute nose 
to the grindstone pathetic existence, yoked 
as oxen to plows, where plodding tattered 

shod feet scraped a pencil thin line, whence, 
seeds sprinkled into futile ruts forecast angry 
birds to shutterfly, twittering like bada$$ 
beastie boys Dharma bumming while On 
The Yellow Brick Road.

Inn ascent bystanders avian avatars initially 
supposedly sprung from ergot, mushroom 
and/or smut spores, whereas the myth of 
one mortal idol (Matthew Scott Harris) did 
rival Vladimir Ilich (frequently corrupted into...

Premium Member Body Parts

Cheeks were meant for kissing
Hands were meant for holding
Ears were meant for listening
Arms were meant for folding

Eyes were meant for ogling
Mouths were meant for stuffing
Hair was meant for brushing
Cheeks were meant for blushing

Minds were for manipulating
Knees were meant for kneeling
Bums were meant for bumming around
Thoughts for disagreeing

Feet were meant for walking
Palms were for reading the future
Toes were meant for counting
Common sense is for avoiding bloopers

Tongues were meant for wagging
Sores were meant for rubbing
Eyebrows were meant for raising
But hearts my very very good friends

Hearts were meant for loving

© Jack Ellison 2013

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