Eating Bonbons and Ogling Ladies All Day

Think I'm just gonna bum around today If you don't mind that old expression Literally, I'm gonna goof off and waste time Feeling lazy in a state of vegetation These days are happening a lot more often Became a senior, then suddenly plonk Maybe it's because of my afternoon naps I watch the tube and then zonk Need to get active like the good old days A whipper snapper all full of beans The world was my oyster, yuck I hated oysters Wearing skin tight faded blue jeans Love bumming around, it's good for the soul It also puts hair on your chest Now ladies, I really love nice smooth boobies So ya better stay active I suggest Phew! Got quite hot and bothered for a bit At my age, better cool it I'd say Gonna goof off, waste time, vegetate for a bit Eating bonbons, ogling ladies all day! © Jack Ellison 2013
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Breidenthal Avatar
September 25, 2013 at 1:10 AM
Heyah Jack. Just stoppin by to read another entertaining poem of yours. :) Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
September 25, 2013 at 4:45 AM
Ahhh Dear dear Laura... missed ya! Big hugs, my sweet... xoxoxox
Carrillo Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 10:54 AM
Jack; You got a busy day ahead of you. Enjoy it, smile and be happy. Thanks for reading Cat From Hell.... Lucilla
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 11:31 AM
(Big chuckle) Thanks my dear sweet Lucilla! I smile all day long... Cathie is starting to worry! LOL Love ya... xoxoxox
Eastman Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 7:51 AM
Sounds good, but we know better... You'll take that nap then won't be able to sit still any longer and will get up and potter around all over the place! Dragon does the same thing... Are you related?... He's wondering what Bon Bons are... Think I'll keep that one a secret... Furnishing them might cost a fortune... He has a BIG mouth... or appetite... Opps... Gotta go... Run for your lives!... LOL... Just kidding... Run or you'll get singed... Yep! That's the one.... And we're off...
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 7:58 AM
Hope you edumacated him... ummm... bonbons! xoxoxox
Sivey Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 5:58 AM
Got anymore bonbons? I sure could use some right now, my crotch aches something awful, but then again I'm a big baby when it come to things like this! I don't feel that much better than when I first go out of the hospital, but I suppose I am doing better...it's not infected and that is good! And yes, I've developed a feel for laying around all day doing nothing...I can't get used to this. I have one more week off from work then it's back into the swing on things whether I'm ready of not! Thanks!
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 6:20 AM
Feel better, friend! I'm a big baby when it comes to any kind of pain... hang in there! Eat some bonbons! Cheers!
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