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Best Bs Poems


Premium Member The Bs About Eating Pancakes On Mardi Gras
Mardi Gras parades are rolling the streets again
I watched 'Isis' from inside my windowpane
A king and a queen were pretending to reign
but from the colorful revelry I chose to abstain

I grew up yelling, "Throw me something mister!"
Going to many parades with friends and my sister.
Walked...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bs, celebration, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Are You Hearing and Smelling Bs
Down on his hands and knees is Frump
But which end is his Rump!
Both ends are putting out so much hot air
To guess which, I wouldn’t dare
Making his stink smell good is an art.
But not hard to do when your audience isn’t smart
He changes ends so...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bs, conflict, power,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bs College Degree
It has always been my naïve, farm-boy assumption,
That one attends college to attain a degree of gumption!

And furthermore that Daddy sends his kid to college,
Not so much to party but to obtain a modicum of knowledge!

I assume that the autocrats who abide in Washington D.C.,
Have...

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Categories: bs, humorous, political,
Form: Couplet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Imagine All the Bs
I realize this might offend people but some of it is my views and some of it is just having fun. But overall it is just in fun.


Imagine there's no Obama
You cant if you tried
And he didn't give our gas line
To the chinese.. sigh
Imagine all...

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Categories: bs, funny, political, people, allah,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member I'M Tired of All the Bs
I'm Tired of All the BS
By Franklin Price
10/9/2017

I'm tired of all the BS
That's going on today
The getting rid of all tradition
That got us to this day

The holidays and history
That made us who we are
I'm not a drunk by any means
But this may send me to...

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Categories: bs, america, change, christmas, columbus
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mankinds BS
I tire of the all the B.S

Thats spews from the mouths of mankind

Spoken with false sincerity

Good intentions undermined


No decency , no conscience

Souls darkened by deceit

Void of compassion and kindness

Hearts of solid concrete


Good, kind ,caring humans

Are the saving grace

To still have belief in mankind

To keep and...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bs, dark, life, trust, truth,
Form: Rhyme



Count Bs
in sorrowful times
i find the best remedie
is counting blessings...

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Categories: bs, faith
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Buttigieg-Sharpton Bs
Mr. Pete with Al Sharpton did just meet
They oppose homophobia -- How sweet!
   But what about Mike Pence
   Can they get off the fence
And come to this kind, Christian man's defense?...

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Categories: bs, character, christian, political, satire,
Form: Limerick
Our Bs
This madness that has become us 
     I cannot take but still take more. 
Has long answered all my questions  
     That keep hope prying at its closed door. 
I have faith in something obviously 
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Categories: bs, black love, how i
Form:
Money Talk Bs Walks
its as the story goes
like the wind blows
its stark 
 don't get caught
without it
its the food kit
AT TABLE AND FALK
 honey i tell you too
MONET TALKS  AND BS 
WALK...

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Categories: bs, grief,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Bs 2020
they've catered to crowds riotously angry 
and brimming red hatted stadiums
but for wee places of worship
they're nailed shut with bullchit
it was never about safety, but ratings...

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Categories: bs, fun, funeral,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Too Much BS
You live in a democracy
Every so often the filters go down
No matter who the person is
It doesn’t matter how much you respect them
The BS doesn’t need to sneak through
It comes out with every word
They won’t say anything that is true
Even fact-checkers cry when they hear...

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Categories: bs, america, political,
Form: Free verse
A letter to BS Meter
Lots of books, lots and lots of books
ISBN numbers and the special book-calling in style
Once after reaching puberty, how to see Maria Shriver
is among these, (almost a right-angle question).
After liquor, a loud unspoken indecisive moment to 
decide on portion of sugar and milk.
I recalled, totally...

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Categories: bs, child,
Form: Free verse
Discuss
Can you discuss this with me?
Is honesty anyone's best policy?
Here, truth is no one's friend,
Where does BS start and end?...

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Categories: bs, angst, satire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Virtual Democracy
Democracy ain’t
What we imagine it to
Be. A disaster!

Communism is as
Bad. Exploitation is bad
Everywhere, my friends.

Same strange lies
Our world is in trouble
Cry and pray.

Copyright © December 2023, Hébert Logerie, all rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poems.
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Categories: bs, america, betrayal, culture, hate,
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry