Are You Hearing and Smelling Bs

Down on his hands and knees is Frump
But which end is his Rump!
Both ends are putting out so much hot air
To guess which, I wouldn’t dare
Making his stink smell good is an art.
But not hard to do when your audience isn’t smart
He changes ends so fast and well
From which end it comes, is hard to tell
To put your head in a daze
He puts it out from both ends to create a haze
If he gets caught for what he did
He passes the buck or tells a fib
If it smells bad or goes the wrong way
It was done by the Democrats, he will say
I hear all his raves and rants
Go home and change your pants
When he’s pinned down he turns on the bull
Just wait, the FBI will see whose diaper is full

2/28/2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Thomas Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 1:26 PM
Lolol well I wonder who this is about?! Oh Eve thank for the laugh!
Brewer Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 7:50 AM
Good heavens! Such venom!
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February 28, 2018 at 8:34 PM
Lol I love it! A lady who holds no punches. Awesome <3
Raven Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 5:20 PM
Hi Eve, love this one. One man i wouldn't trust if he told me the moon shines at night. Such a man thinks he is a world leader, he is only someone playing a game. He acts more like a child. I agree totally with Silent on this one, about the man and the poem. Excellent poem Eve. Going into my faves. Have a wonderful Thursday. Hugs....Mike. XX
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February 28, 2018 at 2:19 PM
Humorous but so true, shows that if you have money, then you can succeed even when lying.. The problem is that many people like him as they believe he says things that others will be to afraid to say.. However, when a person leads a nation such as the US, he should have class about him, like Obama.. Great poem, words of truth..
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