Are You Hearing and Smelling Bs

Down on his hands and knees is Frump But which end is his Rump! Both ends are putting out so much hot air To guess which, I wouldn’t dare Making his stink smell good is an art. But not hard to do when your audience isn’t smart He changes ends so fast and well From which end it comes, is hard to tell To put your head in a daze He puts it out from both ends to create a haze If he gets caught for what he did He passes the buck or tells a fib If it smells bad or goes the wrong way It was done by the Democrats, he will say I hear all his raves and rants Go home and change your pants When he’s pinned down he turns on the bull Just wait, the FBI will see whose diaper is full 2/28/2018