Best Booted Poems

The young say that granddads have ruined their lives
They’re getting themselves in a strop
But can they explain why, when they want jack boots
They go to a fancy dress shop...

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Horn Haiku. 

reporters tooted 
out by trump had been booted 
highly disputed

Jim Horn

How about hearing a Horn haiku?...

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Booted 
The boss was a real ing wanker who abused his position
Now he’s got the golden boot and is no longer there
But he goes to the company cark park to see his lieutenant
Who is just the same as him an equal seller more arrogant!

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