Best Better Looking Poems
Divorce and RemorseTwo hearts became one
Now they follow different paths –
Divorce with remorse
He complained constantly of my cooking
Café reservations always booking
Said I drove him insane
But boy did he complain
When I left for someone better looking
The complaining has...
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Categories:
better looking, funny, husband
Form:
Limerick
Daydream LoveYou are simply a work of art.
I’ve known it from the very start,
But you won’t find me hittin’ on ya.
For I’m just an old guy
With a twinkle in his eye;
Happy just to gaze upon ya.
My old heart quickens it pace
Each time I see...
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Categories:
better looking, age, angel, beauty, dream,
Form:
Ode
Bank Robbery( BANK ROBBERY )
Theres going to be a robbery, where theres lots of cash at hand.
Its going to take the 4 of us, and we all got to understand.
There cant be any mess ups, we got to plan this robbery out.
Case the joint and watch...
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Categories:
better looking, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
If's and ButsIF’s and Buts
I started this poem way back in September
Dog-eared my journal so I could remember
I didn’t have much, just one line in rough-cut
And it all started out with “if” and “but”
If “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts
I’d be in a diabetic trance
For “ifs”...
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Categories:
better looking, introspection, on writing and
Form:
Rhyme
GreenerI really like that grass, on that side of the fence
It's so luxurious, It looks compact and dense
I imagine me sitting, over there on my ass
Comfy and so cozy, that is my kind of grass
Mine is dissapointing, some may think it's obcene
It's not like my...
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Categories:
better looking, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Drinking WellMy stomach is on my mind
Won't you get that griddle cooking
My mind is on my heart
Couldn't get no better looking
My memories all ran dry
Went down to the drinking well
Fill me up my loving cup
Surely wasn't thinking well
My tractor lost a wheel
The hoe can't even pull...
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Categories:
better looking, allusion, analogy, humor, humorous,
Form:
Ballad
Letter To My BrotherI need to Get this off my chest I need to say this
This picture won't be perfect, no matter how I display it
But I'll try to make it as beautiful as possible
I'm going out of my mind, because you've been sectioned and admitted to hospital...
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Categories:
better looking, brother, deep, depression, family,
Form:
Free verse
Love You Any HarderLove You Any Harder
You might find another man your mister so and so.
Take you places you ain't seen you always hoped to go.
Lots of money in the bank and a whole lot better looking.
Someone who washes pots and pans from all his exotic cooking.
Who wears...
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Categories:
better looking, analogy, dedication, girlfriend, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Nostalgia, Those Were the DaysWe all think that when we were young
The sun shone for 23 hours a day
Not altogether true
But it seems that way in hindsight
But things always look better looking back
They were more innocent times
More naïve times
There were things that were not said
Or not discussed in...
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Categories:
better looking, nostalgiatime, time,
Form:
Narrative
Your Breath Could Move MountainsYour breath could move mountains
The Himalayas used to be in France
Are you pregnant my sweet young filly
Or is that a watermelon in your pants
I've seen better legs on an orangutang
Nothing personal don't take offence
Turn your head sideways for a moment
Wow! Your nose is quite immense
Now...
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Categories:
better looking, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Bad SurgeryMy
Doctors'
surgery could
do with some music.
And some decent lighting.
And better looking receptionists.
And possibly a dancing pole in the middle.
Oh and a Buffet....
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Categories:
better looking, funny, health,
Form:
Free verse
Battle Scarred CardBattle Scarred Card
Saw battle scared card which had been barred
Entering America and voting does seem so hard
Number crossing is small like a tiny thimble
And of poverty is becoming a great symbol.
Walls were assembled where names were etched
Number coming to America again was stretched
So we could...
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Categories:
better looking, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Guilty PleasureGive me recognition for all that I do and say...I give up giving in to failure...I give in giving up over success...
Used as an experiment in society these busy-lazy nights and days...I'm going through a cycle of everlasting emotions and logics it seems, even in...
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Categories:
better looking, deep, depression, desire,
Form:
Acrostic
ClarityI sit by a tinted window
Trying to clear its haziness
Rubbing my eyes, hoping the world will not look at me in misty eyes
Day upon day I sit at my window's tinted windowsill
Hoping for a new better looking day
My mind is an amalgamation of thoughts
Each fighting...
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Categories:
better looking, confusion, emotions,
Form:
Words Are All I Have To Take Your Heart Away
Words Are All I Have To Take Your Heart Away
by Rick Rucker
I don’t look like a movie star,
Many others are better looking, by far.
I also am not all that tall,
Some might say that I am small.
Youth has left me, won’t return,
But Love’s fires inside me...
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Categories:
better looking, lovewords, me, heart, heart,
Form:
Rhyme