Best Back End Poems

Winter descended upon the prairie plain
Pelting the ground with freezing rain
Nipping, biting this cold morning air
Thin layers of ice coated everywhere

You get out on the...

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At the risk of being called “rabble-rouser,”
I think poor old Barky Von Schnauzer,
should practice his aim,
his master to maim,
in the back end of his very...

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Every planet in our solar system
Rotates in an anticlockwise direction
Except Venus which insists on being different
Always one has to be the exception

About 75 acres of...

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Government policies that toilet stink
Presidentially approved 
by a potty-mouth politrician rat-fink

Give the progressive town halls
more executive bathroom stalls
Read the foul language scrawls 
on the Oval...

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I imagine you 
always, for the first time 
burgeoning like an  
arum lily 

Some exotic flower 
falling off the back-end 
of a truck, floating...

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How lovely, isn't
It, to have an 'off' switch, shotty wiring
And all,
And a presence lined up to ****?

They are always there
To cauterize the wounds of emotional...

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It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
Song is driving Mom crazy
I'm gonna to draw her a daisy

Yay, the rain is stopping
I don't want to...

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Ted hunted high and low when trying to find the perfect wife
She must be subservient and fit in with his mundane life

The Internet looked promising...

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It’s clear after this perfunctory bout,
I’m packin’ your things and you’re movin’ out!

On our first day we both made such grand vows,
now I hear you’re...

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Walking threw the mist of the night,
on the path that lead deep into the forest, in absence of sound;
from one whom was bought, no body...

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The morning sun 
beams through the front windshield 
like an intruder: 
brash and unwelcome, forcing you to wake. 

Whiskey eyed, smelling like an ashtray, 
parked...

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Atrocious guard of Darkness 
And Hadese's faithful pet.
Three heads enriching a body of scars,
Arriving to a fiery back-end of a dragon.
His sharp teeth he shows
To...

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Enough is enough of this seriousness
Back to the sillies where I belong
Here's something to ponder, my friends
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long

I don't usually...

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EXHAUSTED = Ted's all worn out

EMBARRASSES = Them bare asses

CRESCENDO = Toothpaste in your endo

HAPPINESS = Happy with your private male part

PISTOL = Charge for...

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There once was a girl who fell to the ground
with a mighty rumble and frightening sound
for the jeans that she wore
fit when she lay on...

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