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Back End Poems - Poems about Back End


nothing like the waterfront at the back end

walking freely 
felling feelings
smiling at Heaven
nothing like the waterfront at the back end

curious birds saying hello
sun sneaking in between the trees
ornery insects in a rare, pleasant mood
nothing like the waterfront at the back end

all stresses nonexistent
all worries completely absent
all debts paid and trials ended in my Favor
nothing like the water front at the back end
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Categories: back end, beautiful, blessing, feelings, nature,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberDoes Your Back End Waddle

Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?

Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
I've seen you down an extra large pizza
It's a while before your breathing resumes

There is a
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Categories: back end, fun,
Form: Rhyme



Premium MemberDoes Your Back End Waddle

Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?

Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
I've seen you down an extra large pizza
It's a while before your breathing resumes

There is a
...
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Categories: back end, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThe Back End

Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope 
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
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Categories: back end, humor,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberThe Back End

Imagine being in a kid's play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope 
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
...
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Categories: back end, cute,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberThe Back End

Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope 
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
...
Continue reading...
Categories: back end, giggle,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBack End Emmisions

My back end emissions have yet to reach
Point eight on the Richter Scale
A magnitude that easily destroys large buildings
Or drives locomotives off the rail

Most of the time they're silent but deadly
The kind that can make people mute
I've also heard that a man in Kansas City
Let one fly and it blew off his suit

Now that's what
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Categories: back end, dedication,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberDoes Your Back End Waddle

Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a huge rumbling when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?

Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
I've seen you down an extra large pizza
Without taking a breath until June!

There is a cure
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Categories: back end, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberBack End Emissions

My back end emissions have yet to reach
Point eight on the Richter Scale
A magnitude that easily destroys big buildings
Or drives locomotives off the rail

Most of the time they're silent but deadly
The kind that can make people mute
I've also heard that a man in Kansas City
Let one fly and it blew off his suit

Now that's what
...
Continue reading...
Categories: back end, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberDoes Your Back End Waddle

Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a huge rumbling when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?

Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
At times I see you down a large size pizza
Without taking a breath until June!

There is
...
Continue reading...
Categories: back end, funny,
Form: Quatrain

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