Back End Poems - Poems about Back End

walking freely felling feelings smiling at Heaven nothing like the waterfront at the back end curious birds saying hello sun sneaking in between the trees ornery insects in a rare, pleasant mood nothing like the waterfront at the back end all stresses nonexistent all worries completely absent all debts paid and trials ended in my Favor nothing like the water front at the back end...

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Does your back end waddle like a duck? Does your rear sway from side to side? Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down With large ripples in your hide? Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie Or that box of chocolates you consumed I've seen you down an extra large pizza It's a while before your breathing resumes There is a...

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Does your back end waddle like a duck? Does your rear sway from side to side? Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down With large ripples in your hide? Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie Or that box of chocolates you consumed I've seen you down an extra large pizza It's a while before your breathing resumes There is a...

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Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn Really could only hope Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope Up close and personal with buggies that swarm...

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Imagine being in a kid's play wearing a uniform You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn Really could only hope Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope Up close and personal with buggies that swarm...

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Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn Really could only hope Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope Up close and personal with buggies that swarm...

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My back end emissions have yet to reach Point eight on the Richter Scale A magnitude that easily destroys large buildings Or drives locomotives off the rail Most of the time they're silent but deadly The kind that can make people mute I've also heard that a man in Kansas City Let one fly and it blew off his suit Now that's what...

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Does your back end waddle like a duck? Does your rear sway from side to side? Is there a huge rumbling when sitting down With large ripples in your hide? Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie Or that box of chocolates you consumed I've seen you down an extra large pizza Without taking a breath until June! There is a cure...

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My back end emissions have yet to reach Point eight on the Richter Scale A magnitude that easily destroys big buildings Or drives locomotives off the rail Most of the time they're silent but deadly The kind that can make people mute I've also heard that a man in Kansas City Let one fly and it blew off his suit Now that's what...

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Does your back end waddle like a duck? Does your rear sway from side to side? Is there a huge rumbling when sitting down With large ripples in your hide? Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie Or that box of chocolates you consumed At times I see you down a large size pizza Without taking a breath until June! There is...

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