nothing like the waterfront at the back end
walking freely
felling feelings
smiling at Heaven
nothing like the waterfront at the back end
curious birds saying hello
sun sneaking in between the trees
ornery insects in a rare, pleasant mood
nothing like the waterfront at the back end
all stresses nonexistent
all worries completely absent
all debts paid and trials ended in my Favor
nothing like the water front at the back end
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Categories:
back end, beautiful, blessing, feelings, nature,
Form: Free verse
Does Your Back End Waddle
Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?
Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
I've seen you down an extra large pizza
It's a while before your breathing resumes
There is a
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Categories:
back end, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Does Your Back End Waddle
Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a rumbling sound when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?
Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
I've seen you down an extra large pizza
It's a while before your breathing resumes
There is a
...
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Categories:
back end, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
The Back End
Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
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Categories:
back end, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Back End
Imagine being in a kid's play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
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Categories:
back end, cute,
Form: Limerick
The Back End
Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
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Categories:
back end, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Back End Emmisions
My back end emissions have yet to reach
Point eight on the Richter Scale
A magnitude that easily destroys large buildings
Or drives locomotives off the rail
Most of the time they're silent but deadly
The kind that can make people mute
I've also heard that a man in Kansas City
Let one fly and it blew off his suit
Now that's what
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Categories:
back end, dedication,
Form: Quatrain
Does Your Back End Waddle
Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a huge rumbling when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?
Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
I've seen you down an extra large pizza
Without taking a breath until June!
There is a cure
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Categories:
back end, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Back End Emissions
My back end emissions have yet to reach
Point eight on the Richter Scale
A magnitude that easily destroys big buildings
Or drives locomotives off the rail
Most of the time they're silent but deadly
The kind that can make people mute
I've also heard that a man in Kansas City
Let one fly and it blew off his suit
Now that's what
...
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Categories:
back end, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Does Your Back End Waddle
Does your back end waddle like a duck?
Does your rear sway from side to side?
Is there a huge rumbling when sitting down
With large ripples in your hide?
Perhaps it's that second piece of apple pie
Or that box of chocolates you consumed
At times I see you down a large size pizza
Without taking a breath until June!
There is
...
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Categories:
back end, funny,
Form: Quatrain